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The new Apple iTit
Apple does it again...
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a digital computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants. The iTit will cost between $499.00 and $699.00 depending on speaker size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. ![]()
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I've heard Apple is milking this product for all it's worth.
I'm sure it has some outstanding points! Add ons are a silicon case in different colors?
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They come in pairs and have a carry case that they are calling a "Bra".
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Don't be a boob...
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I feel this thread could lead up to something.
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Please keep us abreast of any new developments.
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rack up another win for Apple
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The only downer is that they are going back to dual floppies....
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They're expanding the mammary though...
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I guess Apple finally did go bust.
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Good points, everyone.
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I suppose business will sag after a while.
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How does it work. Do you change program by turning the nipple?
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Biting it.
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Only one?
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Yes, but they are mouth activated with a special extension feature when used.....
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This keeps in line with Apples firm yet pliable business plan.
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