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red-beard · red-beard's Garage

The toilet paper shuffle

just saying

fingpilot · 02-13-2009, 02:05 PM

Double ply keeps it from under your fingernails.

Went to a BBQ once where, after a visit to the bathroom, my other half had to wait a moment while the cook came out. With dry hands. Yep, single ply paper.

She paged me from her cell, and we made a stop at a Chinese take out (yes, it was probably safer) on the way home.

stomachmonkey · 02-13-2009, 02:16 PM

I think he's referring to running out before complete wipe down and having to shuffle through the house with your pants around your ankles to retrieve another roll.

fingpilot · 02-13-2009, 02:19 PM

I know, but wasn't the other story better?

onewhippedpuppy · 02-13-2009, 02:23 PM

I always check the cabinet for a spare. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

gprsh924 · 02-13-2009, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by onewhippedpuppy

I always check the cabinet for a spare. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, can't can't get fooled again.

911Rob · 911Rob's Garage

AND..... just because Red Beard started this thread; one for him:

OK, Two:

ramonesfreak · ramonesfreak's Garage

youve got running water right? just use your freakin hand, like your scooping some ben & jerry's. gee wiz

red-beard · red-beard's Garage

Quote:

Originally Posted by 911Rob

AND..... just because Red Beard started this thread; one for him:

OK, Two:

Thanks!

I have always loved this one

911Rob · 911Rob's Garage

anytime; TGIF, too many lunch beers to do any work now?

Gonna flare up the BBQ and crack a few more!
You're a good $hit RED! I love you buddy; ha, ha.

sammyg2 · 02-13-2009, 04:00 PM

Due to economic times and cost cutting measure, all employees are now required to use both sides of the toilet paper.

sammyg2 · 02-13-2009, 04:09 PM

An Indian walks into the reservation general store to buy toilet paper. The store manager asks if he wants a brand name or generic toilet paper. the Indian asks, "what generic?"

The manager explains that it is a less expensive type of toilet paper. The Indian buys the generic brand.
the next day he walks into the store and tells the manager "you no call it generic, you call it John Wayne toilet paper".

The manager asks why.
The Indian replies, "because it's rough and tough, and don't take no shiite off of Indian".

I know that wasn't PC but if it offended anyone and you feel the need to complain, GFY.

red-beard · red-beard's Garage

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Originally Posted by sammyg2

I know that wasn't PC but if it offended anyone and you feel the need to complain, GFY.

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