How do you check out the opposite sex w/o getting caught?

96conv · 08-19-2010, 09:07 PM

What's your method of scoping out the landscape when with your spouse, gf or bf (if that's your preference, I'm not judging) to avoid getting caught and poked in the eye? Do you wear dark glasses, use misdirection/distraction or are you just plain old blatant about it? Or, maybe, you don't look?

How do you check out the chicks at work without getting hauled off to HR? One of our VPs just got reported for saying to an intern, "You're the prettiest girl here tonight". Blatant lecher couldn't keep his mouth shut. I bet we won't be seeing him around after this week.

Geronimo '74 · 08-19-2010, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by 96conv

One of our VPs just got reported for saying to an intern, "You're the prettiest girl here tonight". Blatant lecher couldn't keep his mouth shut. I bet we won't be seeing him around after this week.

What a prick, somebody should wait for him behind a corner, after work and kick his squealing azz so bad...

If I look I try to do it discretely (duh), sometimes you get caught most of the times you do not not.
Never got into big fight over it or anything. It's not like women don't check other men out. As long as it's harmless, shouldn't be a problem IMO.

It also helps if you don't get caught ON CAMERA....

rnln · 11:26 PM

What? Is it illegal to say that? If so, we guys should zip our mouths at work.

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Originally Posted by 96conv

What's your method of scoping out the landscape when with your spouse, gf or bf (if that's your preference, I'm not judging) to avoid getting caught and poked in the eye? Do you wear dark glasses, use misdirection/distraction or are you just plain old blatant about it? Or, maybe, you don't look?

How do you check out the chicks at work without getting hauled off to HR? One of our VPs just got reported for saying to an intern, "You're the prettiest girl here tonight". Blatant lecher couldn't keep his mouth shut. I bet we won't be seeing him around after this week.

rnln · 08-19-2010, 11:35 PM

SHE is guilty.

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This is funny. The 2 guys almost drop their fruits.
I remember long time ago, when I first saw a black convertible 930, a hot girl driver. I was like that. She was cruising very slow in the middle of the downtown. The whole street was following her. I was one of them

. I said to myself "one day, I will have a 930".

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look 171 · 08-19-2010, 11:46 PM

What's wrong with saying "you are ther prettest girl here tonight"? So, I am not the forward thinking PC type.

My wife doesn't care if I look. She never has even when we were dating. She would look with me.

96conv · 08-19-2010, 11:53 PM

She made a very big deal about it. The girl is hot but she wants to be noticed because of her intelligence not physical attributes. Just out of college where she got a full ride scholarship and graduated summa cum laude. Whatever. I can't get past her perky B cups, tight behind and green eyes. I'm not gonna tell her that though.

rnln · 01:33 AM

dan79brooklyn · 08-20-2010, 03:32 AM

Lucky me, my wife lets me look at the cuties...But she gets mad if I check out a girl that she thinks is 'low quality' She usually spots them before I do

She has good taste in cars to!

VINMAN · 08-20-2010, 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by look 171

My wife doesn't care if I look. She never has even when we were dating. She would look with me.

Same with mine. I'm extremely lucky. My wifes very cool with it. She'll even point the hot ones out. Not a jealous bone in her body.

MBAtarga · 08-20-2010, 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by 96conv

She made a very big deal about it. The girl is hot but she wants to be noticed because of her intelligence not physical attributes. Just out of college where she got a full ride scholarship and graduated summa cum laude. Whatever. I can't get past her perky B cups, tight behind and green eyes. I'm not gonna tell her that though.

We need pics - and not of her diploma !

GH85Carrera · GH85Carrera's Garage

I told my wife BEFORE we got married that the day a good looking woman walks by and I don’t look to call an ambulance, I must be very sick. I told her all I would do is look, no touching. I don’t get stupid and whirl around and say “wow look at the body on that chick” when I am with my wife. I save that for when I am with my buddies.
I don’t care when some hunk walks by and she enjoys the view.

Jeff Higgins · 08-20-2010, 05:05 AM

My wife has never cared if I shop, as long as I buy at home. It's a self-confidence thing. Women who don't have any get the most upset.

widebody911 · widebody911's Garage

I just play it off like I'm checking out a car, and then make disparaging remarks about it. It doesn't even have to make sense. "My gawd, how lame: someone put a Honda gererator on that E46 M3!"

DavidB911 · 08-20-2010, 05:31 AM

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I told my wife BEFORE we got married that the day a good looking woman walks by and I don’t look to call an ambulance, I must be very sick. I told her all I would do is look, no touching. I don’t get stupid and whirl around and say “wow look at the body on that chick” when I am with my wife. I save that for when I am with my buddies.
I don’t care when some hunk walks by and she enjoys the view.

This how I am with my gfs. Besides whats at home is probably better than what you see since your not sure where thats been.

scottmandue · 08-20-2010, 06:55 AM

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My wife has never cared if I shop, as long as I buy at home. It's a self-confidence thing. Women who don't have any get the most upset.

Agreed, same here...

Some comedy show did a skit where a nerdy shy insecure guy in an office hits on a secretary and gets hauled off th HR.

Then a hot looking male intern hits on the same girl in the same office and she goes home with him.

Funny (or not) because it is true.

We had a hot secretary here for a while... when she would come to my desk she would put her hand on my sholder and chat... one of the guys asked "how do I get her to do that with me?"

"Stop staring at her like a piece of meat" I replied.

Leland Pate · 08-20-2010, 06:59 AM

Internet Porn.

Best solution.

looneybin · 08-20-2010, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by 96conv

Just out of college where she got a full ride scholarship and graduated summa cum laude.

if you stuff a sock in her mouth, she won't be so laude

Evans, Marv · 08-20-2010, 07:48 AM

My wife acts like she doesn't notice & usually doesn't say anything. Sometimes she'll say afterwards, "I saw you looking at that XXXXX." She knows I'll look, but won't touch. Sometimes I point out a hunky guy to her, but she has peculiar taste in men. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

john70t · 08-20-2010, 08:08 AM

First glance upon entrance is very acceptable. Repeat glances with change should be as well.
The male sex is the least guilty of this.

red-beard · red-beard's Garage

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Originally Posted by 96conv

She made a very big deal about it. The girl is hot but she wants to be noticed because of her intelligence not physical attributes. Just out of college where she got a full ride scholarship and graduated summa cum laude. Whatever. I can't get past her perky B cups, tight behind and green eyes. I'm not gonna tell her that though.

I'll be in my bunk...