Corrupt a wish....
 

Stealing this idea from another Pcar forum, but thought that it was fun and would introduce it here...

The idea is simple, I make a wish.... you grant it, but then corrupt it somehow... you then make a wish, which the next person grants then corrupts and then leaves his/her wish...

I.E....

Me: "I wish that I could fly"


You: "Granted, but your wings fall off on your first solo"

"I wish I had a Cayman"


Next guy: "Granted, but quickly starts rusting to death like a 914 swimming in salt water"

"I wish I was younger"


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I will go ahead and start this off...




I wish I had a million dollars...

Granted, but immediately upon receipt the democrats find out and send you a tax bill for TWO million.

I wish I had a GT3.

Granted, but you had to sell it to cover your tax bill..

I wish I had some chocolate....

Granted, but you found out after several boxes that it was Ex-Lax.

I wish I had a house on the beach in Hawaii.

(this is fun)

Granted, but you slam the front door too hard one day and it sets off some left over ordinance from WWII that blows it to smithereens...

I wish my chihuahua could talk...

Granted, but it has Ariana Huffington's voice and never shuts up.

I wish I could pick whatever I wanted from the Pelican Parts Online Catalog free of charge.

Granted, but your definition of free and Wayne's definition of free do not see eye to eye, you spend 2 mos. in the pokey..:eek:

I wish I could do a ocean crossing in a small sailboat...

Granted, but while you're gone I sleep with your wife.

I wish I could sleep with your wife.

You did, but you got the clap.

I wish my unit was a little smaller.

Granted.....but now you have a vagina.


I wish I had 4 arms

granted...but now you can do 4 reach arounds...

I wish I could hit THAT Palin

Granted, Sarah's Husband goes both ways!!!

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow!

Granted, but you'll have to work a month of weekends

I wish everyone took public transportation but me.

Granted, but everything paved is a carpool lane.

I wish I could play guitar.

granted but now that no one but you drives the government stops selling gas and only sells deisel for the buses.

I wish i had a larger sailboat

oops... you learn to play guitar and become a rockstar and overdose on heroin

i wish i had a larger sail boat

Ahh yes but you go out to sea and a Nor' easter blows in and leaves you floating on a log.


I wish I had an M3 for a DD.

No you don't.

I wish everyone had an M3 as a daily driver.

Soccer moms driving 120 :eek:

I wish there was a minimum IQ for a drivers license.

Granted. But yours is below it.


I wish I had a bigger garage.