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Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Casino
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Corrupt a wish....
Stealing this idea from another Pcar forum, but thought that it was fun and would introduce it here...
The idea is simple, I make a wish.... you grant it, but then corrupt it somehow... you then make a wish, which the next person grants then corrupts and then leaves his/her wish... I.E.... Me: "I wish that I could fly" You: "Granted, but your wings fall off on your first solo" "I wish I had a Cayman" Next guy: "Granted, but quickly starts rusting to death like a 914 swimming in salt water" "I wish I was younger" __________________________________________________ ______________ I will go ahead and start this off... I wish I had a million dollars...
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04-09-2009, 04:55 PM
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Granted, but immediately upon receipt the democrats find out and send you a tax bill for TWO million.
I wish I had a GT3.
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04-09-2009, 04:58 PM
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Location: The Casino
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I wish I had some chocolate....
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04-09-2009, 05:05 PM
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Granted, but you found out after several boxes that it was Ex-Lax.
I wish I had a house on the beach in Hawaii. (this is fun)
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04-09-2009, 05:06 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Casino
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Granted, but you slam the front door too hard one day and it sets off some left over ordinance from WWII that blows it to smithereens...
I wish my chihuahua could talk...
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04-09-2009, 05:11 PM
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Granted, but it has Ariana Huffington's voice and never shuts up.
I wish I could pick whatever I wanted from the Pelican Parts Online Catalog free of charge.
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04-09-2009, 05:17 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Casino
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Granted, but your definition of free and Wayne's definition of free do not see eye to eye, you spend 2 mos. in the pokey..
 I wish I could do a ocean crossing in a small sailboat...
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04-09-2009, 05:39 PM
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Dept store Quartermaster
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: I'm right here Tati
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Granted, but while you're gone I sleep with your wife.
I wish I could sleep with your wife.
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04-09-2009, 05:49 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: I'm out there.
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I wish my unit was a little smaller.
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My work here is nearly finished.
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04-09-2009, 05:58 PM
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Granted.....but now you have a vagina.
I wish I had 4 arms
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04-09-2009, 06:06 PM
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granted...but now you can do 4 reach arounds...
I wish I could hit THAT Palin
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04-09-2009, 06:09 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Nevada
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Granted, Sarah's Husband goes both ways!!!
I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow! |
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04-09-2009, 06:10 PM
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Just thinking out loud
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Close by
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Granted, but you'll have to work a month of weekends
I wish everyone took public transportation but me.
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04-09-2009, 06:15 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Decatur/Madison, Alabama
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Granted, but everything paved is a carpool lane.
I wish I could play guitar.
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04-09-2009, 06:22 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: new paltz ,ny
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granted but now that no one but you drives the government stops selling gas and only sells deisel for the buses.
I wish i had a larger sailboat
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the line between bravery and stupidity is a very thin line 74 914 1.8 DD 76 911T 74 914 2.0 track car |
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04-09-2009, 06:22 PM
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oops... you learn to play guitar and become a rockstar and overdose on heroin
i wish i had a larger sail boat
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the line between bravery and stupidity is a very thin line 74 914 1.8 DD 76 911T 74 914 2.0 track car |
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04-09-2009, 06:23 PM
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Ahh yes but you go out to sea and a Nor' easter blows in and leaves you floating on a log.
I wish I had an M3 for a DD. |
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04-09-2009, 06:27 PM
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Just thinking out loud
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Close by
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No you don't.
I wish everyone had an M3 as a daily driver.
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04-09-2009, 06:31 PM
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Soccer moms driving 120
I wish there was a minimum IQ for a drivers license. |
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04-09-2009, 06:32 PM
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Virginia Rocks!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Just outside the beltway
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Granted. But yours is below it. I wish I had a bigger garage.
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04-09-2009, 06:36 PM
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1985 Porsche 911 carrera targa 3.2
2005 Ferrari F-430
Payne-Killer
1976 Porsche 911
1986 Porsche 944 2.5l
