Granted, but then they start using <<<<>these<>>>>

I wish that they would legalize Mary Jane....

Granted, but it's very soft and sticky, and if you had ready access to it, you'd be yanking out fillings left and right.

I wish all those Somali pirate dudes would go blind.

granted... but its just in one eye and they have to wear a........................................ patch!!!!


I wish I knew then what I know now

Granted, but you've forgotten what you knew then

I wish I wasn't getting a divorce.

Granted - instead you're getting married again!

I wish I could fly an F22.

Granted, but they did not make enough of them, so you never actually get to fly one.

I wish I had enough sense not to answer my cell phone when I see it is the hospital calling because cutting off pieces of schizophrenic crackhead diabetics for free is getting old.

Granted, but then you don't take the call for the schizophrenic diabetic crackhead whose voices are telling him to give the doctor his 959.

I wish I could think of anything I don't have that I would wish for.

Granted. But then you realize that you aren't as lucky as you thought you were, that your entire life is a lie, and that you've actually been living in poverty.

I wish I could have every car in the "crystal ball classics" thread.

Granted, but you'd sell them all after two weeks, long before they could ever attain "classic" status. :p

I wish I had a 4-post lift.

Granted, but it will only work on a Prius.

I wish I had a Snap-On tool box.

Granted..but it only goes up...

I wish I could get away with it...

Rika

granted, but she still ends up pregnant

I wish greedy capitalists realize what they do to the counrty...

Granted, but they are happy with the results and do far worse.

I wish I had the body of Greek god.

Granted, but you have gained this body with the use of steroids and you turn into a flabby pile of flesh when you stop taking them....

I wish Wayne would give me his 959.....

Granted, but there is no Pelican Parts and you have to go to the dealer for everthing....

I wish I had a supermodel wife.

Granted but she gets oogled by all the guys on here constantly.

I wish I had more time to spend with my girlfriend

Granted, but most of us have had her as well....

wish I could time travel..

Rika

Granted, but you can only travel in 1 minute increments.

I wish I was a little bit taller.

granted, but for every inch taller you age 10yrs

I wish HGH were legal to prescribe purely as a performance enhancing drug.

Granted, but then everyone takes it and there's no advantage.

I wish I had more guns.