Granted, but YOU fall below the minimum.

I wish I had more time...

Oh, man I was beaten to that one.

Granted, but your cars are now half their original size...

What's the wish now?

I wish someone would invite me to play Augusta National.

Granted. But the government levys a "Propensity to own Multiple Vehicles" tax.

I wish I was invisible...

Granted, that was too easy, nobody noticed you before.

I wish the fishing was always good.

granted but all you catch is bait fish

i wish my 914 was finished

but they stopped making TIRE that fit it.

I wish I could convice my wife that we could have a Jag c-type

granted, but you run out of money before you can buy one and now your wife is obsessed with owning one and leaves you for the manager of the local Red Lobster that happens to have one on lease.

I wish I could breath under water.

Granted, then you find out the only company making parts for the car is Lucas.

I wish I could own a race track.

yah, but it would be an OVAL and wouldn't have room to make a roadcourse out of.

I wish I had time to dump a couple hudred rounds out of my M1A

Granted, but after you go through 300rds, you check your target and find that you've been shooting blanks....

I wish lettuce tasted like cheese cake..

Granted .... but you become lactose intolerant

I wish I was smarter

granted you become so smart that you become president of earth and the pressure drives you insane and you kill yourself

i wish i had more room to ride my dirtbike

granted but you're rendered deaf, mute and blind.

I wish it were legal to kick the **** out of people for voting Obama.

granted but you only have one leg

i wish people would get along

Granted, but only because they're all dead.

I wish my jag would stop breaking

granted but it had a name change to toyota

I wish I was as witty in real life

Granted, but everyone thinks youre a prick.

I wish doing drugs was encouraged.

granted but only aspirin is avalible

I wish people could see the error of their ways

Granted, but all they see is error 202 or some other cpu crap

I wish Britney Spears would give me an anonymous phone sex call like that one chick did...

Granted, but you'd be outside mowing the lawn when she called.

I wish people would stop doing those "air quotation marks."