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This guy broke into the wrong beauty salon - or did he?
Those wacky (horny) Russian hair stylists!!
Armed Robber Gets "Punished" "She tied him to the radiator with handcuffs covered in frilly pink fabric, gave him some Viagra and had her way with him several times over the next 48 hours. When she finally let him go on the evening of March 16, Viktor had been "squeezed like a lemon," Life.ru reported. "
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Death by snu-snu.
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BWAHAHAAHAHAHA!!! Coffee out the nose on that one!
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Russian hair stylists are the best!
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This'll probably get Olga an appearance on Oprah... maybe she can write a script for movie of the week on Lifetime... maybe a book deal... she can parlay this into millions if she wants.
Can't you just see her sitting back in one of those chairs in her salon... smoking a cig... telling Vik what she's gonna do to him next?
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But the curling iron ben wah treatment was a beyotch
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Whoa! whats wrong with her eyes?
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Is it that hard for women to get laid in Russia?
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Yeah, I tossed that one out there hoping a Futurama fan read it.
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what is the address for Olga's salon?
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That place gives a whole meaning to the phrases
Just a little off the top lather, rinse, repeat Just a little trim Can you fix it so my bald spot wont show? The jokes practically write themselves!
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So they're actually prosecuting this woman?
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Why did she have viagra?
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gprsh924 - apparently you missed the part about her having pink fur lined handcuffs...
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