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If I get to choose how I die...

... I'll pick trans fatty acids.

(Tonight's dinner)

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Old 04-23-2009, 07:03 PM
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Please! Do NOT show food like that to a guy trying to stay on a diabetic low carb diet!

(edit) Seriously...I've considered suicide by blackberry pie!
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Old 04-23-2009, 07:05 PM
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That is health food in my neighborhood.

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What happened to the "while in bed with Jessica Alba" fantasy? Or is this sandwich just part of the coronary artery disease precursor?
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I see all three basic food groups there, what's the problem?
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What's with the health food, Moses? You on a diet?
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Ok I'll be the boring one here with "in the company of my son and daughter, hopefully wife, and a handful of grand kids"... and a full stomach of spaghetti

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In my wife's arms.
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crapppppp! i just ate homemade pickled beets...with microwaved esparagus with citrus dressing. and this is just practice for my wife's new weekly holiday..."meatless Mondays!" *****k!

if i choose my death..i am wussing out and going with the heartattack during a wet dream, or dying on the operating table, during a wet dream. either way, someone's gots some explaining to do.
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In my wife's arms.

way too much pressure for the wife, dont you think?
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way too much pressure for the wife, dont you think?
Bell Bottom Blues.

We're going through divorce. I'm the idiot that filed, even though I don't want it, and never did.
Final on the 11th.

I'd want to be there for her when her times comes.
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What is that a cole slaw sandwich?


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Looks more healthy than 90% of what I eat. That won´t kill you in a hundred years.
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That looks like an awesome snack!
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This young lady would do. Just met her tonight.

Death by babe is definitely how i want to go.

Definitely.
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