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I had a date tonight and now I got a qestion
Are all women freaking nuts or just the ones willing to date me?
Half way through dinner. Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you. My room mate is also my boy friend. me: does he like to watch? god damnit anyways. |
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04-28-2009, 08:18 PM
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"Give me my money back. Give me my money back, you bi***!"
Seriously, she has a live in boyfriend, and she agreed to go on a date with you? Did you at least get a hand job?
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04-28-2009, 08:30 PM
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oh yeah
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04-28-2009, 08:31 PM
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I think all women are mad, but I am facinated by their madness......and their privates.
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04-28-2009, 08:46 PM
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Stop trolling adultfriendfinder.com!
Was your next sentence, "good thing we're going Dutch"? |
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04-28-2009, 08:48 PM
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Back in the saddle again
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They're ALL nuts. Without a doubt. The secret is to find one who's particular flavor of crazy complements your own.
Other than that how was the date?
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04-28-2009, 08:48 PM
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stop everything as she finishes the sentence. pull out your blackberry and tell her you've got to post what she just said online for your buddies.
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04-28-2009, 08:51 PM
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Was this the first date?
Was it a blind date?
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04-28-2009, 08:53 PM
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Um, bro, you may need to clue in a bit.
She went out with you, checked things out, and halfway through the date/interview, "Oh, didja know my roommate is my boyfriend?" That's only a little more subtle than "Did I mention to you I'm a lesbian?" |
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04-28-2009, 08:59 PM
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I'd have fkin' gotten up and walked out right then and there. That's unbelievably rude.
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04-28-2009, 09:07 PM
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Women are a lot like orangutans swinging through the trees... they never let go of one branch until they have a hold on another.
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04-28-2009, 10:00 PM
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Run Forrest, RUN!
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04-28-2009, 10:29 PM
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She just wasn't into you, and that was her impolite, immature OUT.
Yes, they're ALL completely crazy. But they have the um . . . . . that one thing.
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04-28-2009, 10:43 PM
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04-28-2009, 10:44 PM
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All of them are insane, the only thing is the crazier they are..the better they are in the sack.
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04-28-2009, 11:16 PM
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Slakjaw, you were hackkneed.
Call it a day, and become a Benedictine monk. 
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04-28-2009, 11:26 PM
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Trust women, HA!!. How can you trust something that can bleed for 7 days and still live!!
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04-28-2009, 11:58 PM
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Wasn't that an episode of Seinfeld?? |
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04-29-2009, 12:15 AM
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04-29-2009, 12:18 AM
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LOLz its just funny is all.
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04-29-2009, 03:09 AM
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