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You have a pigeon on your head...,
...... And a rat in your pocket ......... Get the hell out of here.
- What the liquor store employee said to the dirthead (s/b perhaps pigeon**** head) in front of me, in the lineup. |
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what the heck are you trying to tell us? I have no idea what that means.
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Drugs are bad. Mmmkay?
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It made sense to me, but you didn't mention if he really had a pigeon on his head.
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The story completely lacks context.
All of us comprehend what was written, but we have no idea what was trying to be conveyed because of the total lack of relevant details. Kind of like when someone who is high just blurts out some random words.
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Exactly.
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Now...at least he didn't have a pinion on his head. THAT would be weird.
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But we weren't told whether or not the guy literally had a pigeon on his head or a rat in his pocket.
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If the proprietor said there was a pigeon, then there was a pigeon.
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Won supporter dime wonder fodder over coat tree washer ladle bouy heroes wall king onus pompus from witty window hot chat
That makes just as much sense.
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made sense to me. go figure.
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What sort of slang is this? It is some stoner language, or is it something coming from LSD usage? Actually I guess I don't really care. I will just put some aluminum foil on my head and feel safe. I guess I really am a geezer. Get off of my lawn!
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There was a dirty homeless person in line in front of him. The liquor store clerk told the homeless guy to buzz off because he had a pigeon in his hair and a rat in his pocket. See? Not so hard.
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What kind of beverage was pigeonhead buying? He was in line after all....
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Sorry Guys .......... the fellow did in fact have a pigeon on his head and a rat in his pocket.
Maybe you had to be there. 
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