How metrosexual are you?

[The Gaijin]

Originally Posted by cantdrv55

A female coworker looked me up and down today and said I'm such a metrosexual. When I asked her if that was a compliment or not, she said I clean up well so she was complementing me. Usually I wear Dockers pants, a casual shirt and a sportcoat. Today I was sporting spit-shined dress shoes, a dark blue two button suit, shirt w/o tie and a haircut which apparently qualifies me for metrosexuality. I guess every girl does go crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.

Got any metrosexual tendencies?

A suit & tie and haircut down not make one "metrosexual".

That would be buffed nails and too tight clothing.

[Rick Lee]

How about these poseurs in the gym who have to be in front of mirrors when they lift AND use a weight bench to rest their power drink bottle upon? I hate them all.

[flatbutt]

8% Metro...damn that creme' brulee!!!

[m21sniper]

Originally Posted by 71T Targa

On another note, I'll forever picture Sniper like this:

My latest comment on that pic (which is being used as an advertising banner for one of the dating sites i'm on, to crosslink to other dating sites- of course i'm not getting a dime for it, but it's flattering just the same.)

Danyella S says:
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You are truly the most beautiful creature....

There's that beautiful word again. Hahaha.

I get about 60 email messages a day because of that pic. Had some 18yo chick from tennesee tell me last week she will never look at the ocean without thinking of my eyes again. Bwahahahahaha.

[berettafan]

metrosexual means if you thought nobody was looking you'd play the meat flute.

[Dottore]

Double post sorry

[Dottore]

I am 51% Metrosexual.

51%.

Dinner parties and creme brulee were my downfall...

[m21sniper]

I don't think of you as meterosexual, just, erm, what's a good word? Jet setish?

Meterosexual- that's the dude on page 1 of this thread with the purse.

[onewhippedpuppy]

I am 16% Metrosexual.

I need some advice. I need to STOP BUYING MY CLOTHS AT WAL-MART!!!! I will never land a decent woman unless I shave this nasty facial hair, and spend more then $5 on a haircut.

Take the
Metrosexual Test
@ FualiDotCom

Blast! Damn you wife for making me apply a faux finish!

[Heel n Toe]

But don't be discouraged, Matt... you're still 84% real man.

[vash]

Originally Posted by 126coupe

This comes from my 22 year old daughter who has dated metrosexuals and has lived in SF for 4 years. Metro sexual is Gay looking on the outside and straight on the inside.

exactly! not only gay looking on the outside, but a metro cant do an effen thing.

the only thing cantdrv55 did that was metro was to give a crap what the woman thought. well, caring is cool, but chatting about it with us...metro. chicks do that.

[David]

So what if I make Creme Brulee for all my dinner parties and have a lot of shoes

I can still build an engine.

[cstreit]

Originally Posted by Moses

Metrosexuals fuss with their hair and get manicures.

Personally, I think they are mostly cowardly gays. They would love to spend a little time on the business end of a penis, but it's just too scary.

Do you just bust out with these or do you spend time polishing these gems for us? Just brilliant as always!

[Burnin' oil]

Originally Posted by cstreit

Do you just bust out with these or do you spend time polishing these gems for us? Just brilliant as always!

No, he's just very introspective.

[berettafan]

i'm a little concerned by the implied okayedness with spending time with some OTHER part of a penis. Moses only identifies the business end but frankly spending time with EITHER end is a clue that women aren't your first choice.

not that there's anything wrong with that.

other than it being disgusting.

[Burnin' oil]

I am not familiar with the "other" end of a penis. And, no, I do not want to be enlightened.

[nostatic]

Originally Posted by Burnin' oil

I am not familiar with the "other" end of a penis. And, no, I do not want to be enlightened.

Do you just borrow one for those special evenings with the wife?

As usual, a song comes to mind...

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for
a while, then out]

[Don Plumley]

Originally Posted by nostatic

Do you just borrow one for those special evenings with the wife?

As usual, a song comes to mind...

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]

Great Song by King Missile.

[Burnin' oil]

Maybe having two "ends" is normal? If so, I guess I'm a little embarassed about not having two ends. Ha ha, I was actually just joking, ha ha. Of course I have two ends, ha ha.

[Burnin' oil]

My right eye hurts.