So, this girl I went out with once

[Gogar]

is a nice enough girl, I guess. I went out to dinner with her once, and met her for a beer once, and we came home to my house and watched a movie.

So, twice I guess, and it was fine. But I could tell by the end of the second time I wasn't going to be into it. No problem.

So, that was about a month ago, and I was gone working for 2.5 weeks right after that. She'd send an occasional text to me, and I'd send one back. No problem.

So, since I got back she's been trying to get me to go out to eat or whatever with her, and I politely refused for a while. Then I stopped responding to her texts. Then I stopped responding to her phone calls. So she calls more. And texts more. And more. All times of the day.

So, I didn't handle that right, I suppose, but it was driving me up the wall, so finally yesterday I answered the phone.

"You know", she says, "I don't want a relationship with you or anything. I just have to meet with you in person. I have something very important to tell you."

"You can tell me now", I say.

"No. I have to tell you in person. It's very important to me."

I didn't sleep with her or anything. Only kissed her like twice. I figure she wants to sell me some Usana or tell me about Jesus or something.

I told her:

if she can't tell me on the phone, she's not going to get to tell me at all.

Is that rude?

What is it? Any guesses? Arbonne, Intl? Scientology? She's a virgin? She's a dude? What? Starving children in Peru with no shoes?

I may never find out what it is. I'm sooooooo creeped out.

[herr_oberst]

Amway.

[Gogar]

Originally Posted by herr_oberst

Amway.

Funny you mention that. When I was telling her how there's no way in hell I'm going to meet her she said,"

"It's not Amway. I'm not going to try to convert you to some religion or something."

That's how I've become more convinced she's going to try to sell me something.

[Oh Haha]

So what are you going to do to find out?


Aren't you married?

[slakjaw]

damn dude. women are crazy. That is all.

[Gogar]

Originally Posted by Oh Haha

Aren't you married?

No. Not as far as I know.

[URY914]

She's your sister.

[Jim Richards]

She's pregnant from watching the movie. It happens all the time.

[stealthn]

Your breath smells like cat food.....

[TimT]

Starving children in Peru with no shoes?

They can be pretty entertaining... was there in '07 and they were polite in there no shoes starving way while they bombed you with water balloons LOL

[Gogar]

Originally Posted by stealthn

Your breath smells like cat food.....

See, she could totally phone that one in, and I'd be fine with that.

[Oh Haha]

Originally Posted by Gogar

No. Not as far as I know.

Yikes, maybe that's what she wants to tell you.


I thought you were. Sorry about that.

[Zeke]

Is she an astronaut?

[gassy]

She wanted to tell you in person that Sniper gooed on her.

[dad911]

I had friends once invite me over for a 'business opportunity', and I asked if it was Amway. They assured me it wasn't. It was. It was also the beginning of the end of that friendship.

She was probably going to invite you for a threesome, and wanted to gauge your reaction in person. You blew it.

[Shaun @ Tru6]

she's just going to tell you that you should have gone with 15mm. wouldn't worry about it.

[slakjaw]

maybe you won the lotto and she stole the ticket off you. Perhaps she is feeling guilty about it?

[aigel]

Just a tease. Don't worry about it - it will be something benign to get you to see her again.

George

[rcecale]

"immaculate conception"?

Randy

[Racerbvd]

Ask her is she swallows... When I have had one tthat I didn't have any interest in or had slept with bother me, I have used it. Worse thing that can happen is you rest you beer on her head