So, this girl I went out with once

[9dreizig]

got it thanks,,

[the]

She's got teh AIDS.

[fintstone]

herpes

[svandamme]

tell her to send you a hot picture
post here and stand by for further wisdom from the board

[Crowbob]

If "There's something I need to tell you." is a quote, do yourself a favor: get naked, roll around in the mud and eat dirt next time she sees you. There is nothing good to come after the sentence above. It might be interesting to find out but, IMO, it ain't worth it, unless it's medical, somehow. Did she say this before or after any liplocking? Jeez, now you got me going.

[djmcmath]

Now you've got us all going. For the sanity of the board, you need to meet with this girl to figure out what she has to tell you. Now, it's probably something stupid, like, "I'm madly in love with you and can't live without you," but it has a LOT of potential.


Dan

[jyl]

She's married, her husband is in the Mob, somehow he found out you were hitting on her, she is so sorry and just wanted to see you one more time before

[Paul K]

Originally Posted by svandamme

tell her to send you a hot picture
post here and stand by for further wisdom from the board

True wisdom, right there.

Any mutual friends that might give you a clue?

[Jess]

Jeremy,

I'll take one for the team and meet up with her on your behalf, if you'd like.

Jesse

[Rot 911]

Ya know Jeremy, when I envision the life of a rock star, such as you, this is not the picture I get.

[Jess]

He's the anti-rock star. Won't even mention his profession to servers in dive-bars. I try to get him to leverage his stardom; he just doesn't do it.

[onewhippedpuppy]

Go bang her, it will make for a MUCH better story.

[Noah930]

I sure hope BHTM had a gig or something like that last night, as we haven't heard from Jeremy in almost 12 hours...

Of course, now he's piqued our interest. So he can't just tell a story like that and then not go out with her once more to find out why she seems so whacko. Then again, dead men tell no tails.

edit: And it's midway through page 3 and nobody's asked if Jeremy's got any pics of her or if she's hot? Where are our priorities?!

[nostatic]

Originally Posted by onewhippedpuppy

Go bang her, it will make for a MUCH better story.

oh, that's your answer for everything:

My son is having trouble with his teacher...

The real estate saleswoman is incompetent...

My mother in law is driving me nuts...

This supermodel just ran into my 911...

Hey, Janet Reno is outside!

[Dottore]

I'm not sure why, but this seems to be the right thread for this:

[Roosterrusek]

Either meet her with someone else, or bring some kind of discrete recording device.

And wear a cup.

[craigster59]

Originally Posted by dad911

She was probably going to invite you for a threesome, and wanted to gauge your reaction in person. You blew it.

"Hi Jeremy. I brought a friend and a bottle of wine along, I hope you don't mind..."

[HardDrive]

Maybe she will show up and say, "Watch this", and proceed to suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Might make ya think.

[gtc]

She wants to tell you the good news:
He is risen!

[Porsche-O-Phile]

She wants to give you a copy of the Book of Mormon? Maybe "The Watchtower"?

She knows you were always meant to be together?

Whatever it is, it's bad. Run - don't walk. Run Forest run!