I never really mentioned anything about the problems to the woman who I referred to who wasn't any good because of a similarity to what David described...

This girl was insecure but once she got ahold of you in bed she though she was awesome. She felt good, felt pretty, and during that time I was all hers. It made her happy and I liked that part.

I just never had to heart to suggest that all the stuff she was doing that made her think she was a sex goddess wasn't all that good. I mean some things were downright akward but she didn't notice so I just let it go...


She's now engaged to a guy I used to know as being very very quiet and shy... someone who she can have total control over 24hrs a day. Poor dude.

Back to the begging of the thread. It is no wonder the poor dude didn't show up the next time. Nothing like public disrespect in the form of having your nuts chopped off in public. Now that really makes a guy affectionate to the Hotty.

She had a violent history with sex. Physical abuse by someone she knew.

I've always loved this saying.:D

Some women have almost no odor at all. Others....

Yikes.

Dude, i'm good looking, there is simply no reason for me to put up with the stench.

i find that the flavor changes from a clean fresh flavor right after her period to a "penny" flavor right before.

If those are your standards, I feel for you. The world is absolutely filled with attractive women who don't stink. The ones who do, (I'm not talking about a little normal odor), have something wrong with them that needs addressing. It can mean that something is seriously wrong *down there*. :cool:

what about the old saying" there's good sex and GREAT sex...no such thing as bad sex"?

after all if it's in long enough and in deep enough....it's indecent. hehehe

now all y'all go slap some stanky cratch!!

I don't agree with that saying. I've had sex with women in the past and when it was over i was like, "that's it?"

When a man has to fake an orgasm, you know the chick has no talent.

I rememebr talking with my best friend (he was married then, I was not) about a particular night with my then gf. I said, "You know, I feel kinda guilty that I'm having to think about exes when nailing her just to get through it. He said, "Get used to that, brother."

Now that's funny! That quote should be in the running for post of the year. :D

The first girl I had an encounter with was the worst smeller that I have ever ever had the displeasure to fall into. Her perfume was awful as well, could be that she wore the perfume to mask the musk in order to keep wild animals from humping her. I even had lunch at Y with her and couldn't wait wash my face. That experience left me thinking that cunnilingus was for the masochists in the world. Fortunately, I discovered the joy of a sweet smelling flower soon after and have forced the smell out of my memory.
As for pics of the smoking hot girl who dissed her man in a group, we meet again thursday and have a bbq on the following week. Maybe I can casually get a pic. My wife may be on point, so pics may be difficult. She (wife) noticed me listening intently while this girl described her condition.

Obviously you were just trying to avoid similar accusations next week.

That and the "sea of beavers" saying. LMAO

This is what I have learned....left over protein is the cause of such ....a bouquet of less then desirable PPM nose reactionary content

I think I would draw the line when flies start to stay away....

A buddy of mine hit something so foul once in college that he was walking around the house all the next day with his dork in a glass of tomato juice. You know, the cure for a skunk attack.

they needed to study her.
i like that.

it does not matter how good she looks, if the love aint there, your gonna get tired of her first then tired of sex with her. maybe that is where he is at.
beauty is skin deep, b#$tch is to the bone.

Milt, Yep, thats me a few years later doing my best "Dr. Phil" impression. Sorry to take so long to respond but been flying too damm much.

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Considering that I was busy cooking and lots of smoke in my face, martial sex was the last thing on my mind. The guy in the background is a boyfriend of one of the guests.

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Lane, I use the same thing that my Father used for years and it works very well. Lawrys seasoning salt and Worcestershire sauce, marinate for a while then pour the remainder of the sauce on the steaks on the grill. Works very well.

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Denis, you know where the house is, let me know when you will be in the area and will get Rick Lee and some others over for a BBQ!

Joe A

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