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Nine17 06-02-2009 05:17 PM

There's a basic design flaw -- the exhaust outlet is too close to the intake. A water-injection system can usually solve the cross-contamination problem and clear up any unpleasant emissions. Some owners are unaware that there's a problem when they were just out for a test drive. If they're interested in long-term ownership basic maintenance becomes a priority.

Crowbob 06-02-2009 05:28 PM

And why put the waste control so damn close to the recreation area?

deathpunk dan 06-02-2009 05:40 PM

I am listening to good music and drinking good beer, and could not be bothered to read the entire thread, but I will hypothesize that the problem is that this model smoking-hot chick is lousy in bed.

Or her hubbie chugs dong on the down low.

Or both.

Gogar 06-02-2009 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burnin' oil (Post 4698681)
No, I think EVERYONE noticed that but Gogar is the only one with initiative and drive - motivation - etc.


Nah, I just discovered the "Make your own motivational poster" sites today, a few months behind the rest of you fellers.

ramonesfreak 06-02-2009 05:57 PM

this thread gave me much happiness and laughter

juanbenae 06-02-2009 06:08 PM

i hate to, but you know i have to... :D


Quote:

Originally Posted by m21sniper (Post 4697787)
+1 on the she stinks angle.

Some chicks just reek. No matter how hot, it's a huge turn off, at least to me. I have yet to figure out how to reasonably suggest a chick douche before going out on a date with me, so i just don't go out with them again.

my buddy (yeah sure ;) yer thinkin') once had to cut his fingernails to help in losing the memorries...


good to know "at least to you" snipe.

did smiles make it less offensive? if so, here, have another:D

Danimal16 06-02-2009 08:06 PM

With the occasional accident on the carpet, I am more than ever convinced of my Golden Retriever rule.

RANDY P 06-02-2009 08:25 PM

steak daily is the perfect analogy. Gets old after awhile.

911Rob 06-02-2009 11:29 PM

Gee? wonder why you're having challenges in your marriage?

sorry I only got through page 1.
Good Luck

Porsche-O-Phile 06-03-2009 12:20 AM

Husband-to-be needs to learn to slapp da cratch.

*slap* *slap* *slap*

Like that.

JeremyD 06-03-2009 05:07 AM

The only way I can make an informed comment on this thread is to see a picture of alleged "smoking hot" wife. I have learned over the years that "smoking hot" to others does not always mean "smoking hot" to me.

lane912 06-03-2009 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RANDY P (Post 4699284)
steak daily is the perfect analogy. Gets old after awhile.

this is why spices are sold-

Schumi 06-03-2009 05:45 AM

I was with a woman for a while who couldn't get enough sex. I'm talking daily basis.. and she was... hmmm ... athletic in the sack. And she was good looking. And for a while I thought I was the luckiest guy in the world.

The problem arose when I realized she wasn't that good at it. She loved it, and was pleased as punch during and afterwards.... but she was physically just not good.

Like all the wrong moves and stuff. And she kept wanting to try new kinky stuff and it just made it worse.

And at this point I had enough experience with other women to be able to know something just wasn't working. Some women just have talent. Others don't.



That's not why it ended with her. She was actually cheating on her boyfriend with me while this was happening and he caught on, they broke up, and she felt the guilt train and didn't think we should continue the sex romp.

Even though the sex was bad, it wasn't bad enough for me to quit it with the girl on that account.


For me to quit it with a 'smokin hot' chick... she would have to be really, really bad. And have the stink. And even then I would probably put up with it for a while.

stealthn 06-03-2009 05:54 AM

Scott, I think you are diverting from the real topic, you didn't say how the video made YOU feel?; now can you relate it to the group......

David 06-03-2009 06:53 AM

Probably the hottest girl I ever dated also wanted sex the most. She told me if you wake up in the middle of the night and want to do it, wake me up because I will to.

After a month of this, I couldn't take it anymore. The problem wasn't the sex, it was the underlying problem that caused her to want it all the time. She was very insecure and the sex was her way to feel secure. After a month of all the sex I could stand, I suggested we spend a night at our own places and she freaked out, started crying, and said I didn't like her....

We broke up and got together again after she had dealt with some of her demons. Then she was a completely different person.

This was 20 years ago, but a few years ago I heard from a friend that she's still partying like she's in college :(

Dueller 06-03-2009 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schumi (Post 4699709)
Even tghough it was bad, it wasn't bad enough for me to quit it with the girl on that account.


For me to quit it with a 'smokin hot' chick... she would have to be really, really bad. And have the stink. And even then I would probably put up with it for a while.

Sorta like pizza...even when its bad its good.:p

techweenie 06-03-2009 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Dueller (Post 4699872)
Sorta like pizza...even when its bad its good.:p

+1

I'm amazed at how prissy some of these posts sound. Smelly? It's probably 'leftovers' from last time (hopefully you). Go have some shower/bath time fun. At least get a fan going. Bad at it? Teach her or restrain her (total magic with executive-level women).

Only challenge I ever had was with a gf who had developed the notion that if you didn't pop within 60 seconds, you weren't all that into her. That was tough. You're always going to be dealing with what she's learned to date, and in some cases, you have to work to make her unlearn it.

Dueller 06-03-2009 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by techweenie (Post 4699884)
+1

I'm amazed at how prissy some of these posts sound. Smelly? It's probably 'leftovers' from last time (hopefully you). Go have some shower/bath time fun. At least get a fan going. Bad at it? Teach her or restrain her (total magic with executive-level women).

Only challenge I ever had was with a gf who had developed the notion that if you didn't pop within 60 seconds, you weren't all that into her. That was tough. You're always going to be dealing with what she's learned to date, and in some cases, you have to work to make her unlearn it.


True dat.

Not to brag, but as a late teen/early 20-something at the height of the sexual revolution and various periods of being single/divorced in my later adulthood, I cut a pretty wide swath and culled very little. In all those fond times I ran across exactly one (1) that that truly troubled my olfactory nodes. She was hot and fun and adventuresome in the sack, but whoa.... I'm talking opening windows to air out the room for 2-3 days afterwards. Pillows being thrown away, etc.

She was aware of the problem and did everything she could to remedy to no avail. Kinda sad but in the "moment" she wasn't that self conscious. Ultimately geographic distance ended the relationship.

Burnin' oil 06-03-2009 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gogar (Post 4699001)
Nah, I just discovered the "Make your own motivational poster" sites today, a few months behind the rest of you fellers.


And a few months ahead of some of us.

Burnin' oil 06-03-2009 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeremyD (Post 4699663)
The only way I can make an informed comment on this thread is to see a picture of alleged "smoking hot" wife. I have learned over the years that "smoking hot" to others does not always mean "smoking hot" to me.


I learned that over the past few weeks . . .


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