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afterburn 549 06-02-2009 11:16 AM

I am thinking if she was that good..(what ever that is ) she would know how to teach rather then complain to everyone

sammyg2 06-02-2009 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Rick Lee (Post 4698255)
Or maybe he's a catcher and not a pitcher.

Either way he's still playing baseball ;)

RWebb 06-02-2009 11:38 AM

every time I see you guys mix food & sex on a thread, it reminds me of a Seinfeld episode...

URY914 06-02-2009 11:49 AM

What did she say about him the following week when he wasn't there? His did is too small too?

m21sniper 06-02-2009 11:52 AM

I would have gone back just to say, "The real problem is that her coochy stinks to high heavens."

Jeff Higgins 06-02-2009 01:04 PM

This forum is just an incredible resource.

lane912 06-02-2009 01:29 PM

now is that a dry rub on those steaks, or do you mix up a sauce to keep them moist?

nostatic 06-02-2009 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeff Higgins (Post 4698478)
This forum is just an incredible resource.

if only we could bottle it and sell it

vmisquez 06-02-2009 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by m21sniper (Post 4697787)
+1 on the she stinks angle.

Some chicks just reek. No matter how hot, it's a huge turn off, at least to me. I have yet to figure out how to reasonably suggest a chick douche before going out on a date with me, so i just don't go out with them again.


Why would anyone want to remove the stink from the grease???

berettafan 06-02-2009 02:23 PM

I see Gogar appears to be the only other person that noted Joeaksa posted a pic of himself and another guy in a thread about marital sex.

Crowbob 06-02-2009 02:25 PM

There's only two things that smell like dead fish.

One of them is dead fish.

nostatic 06-02-2009 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by berettafan (Post 4698618)
I see Gogar appears to be the only other person that noted Joeaksa posted a pic of himself and another guy in a thread about marital sex.

And apparently the focus was on meat.

:eek:

Thankfully, we know that Joeaksa is actually Dr. Phil in disguise (and not a very good one), so he was just doing some 1-on-1 counseling. :p

Burnin' oil 06-02-2009 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by berettafan (Post 4698618)
I see Gogar appears to be the only other person that noted Joeaksa posted a pic of himself and another guy in a thread about marital sex.


No, I think EVERYONE noticed that but Gogar is the only one with initiative and drive - motivation - etc.

DanielDudley 06-02-2009 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Burnin' oil (Post 4698681)
No, I think EVERYONE noticed that but Gogar is the only one with initiative and drive - motivation - etc.

I saw steaks. Good lookin steaks. I haven't had a good steak for a while.

As for the guy with the smokin babe, I think she probably was just doing what she was really good at - emasculating men. My first wife couldn't STFU. WTF is up with that ? I mean mind control voodoo crap.

slakjaw 06-02-2009 03:17 PM

the women who say that kind of stuff are always the ones who never put out.

I call BS!

Dueller 06-02-2009 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by slakjaw (Post 4698713)
the women who say that kind of stuff are always the ones who never put out.

I call BS!


Or as we say down heah....All yack and no shack:cool:

slakjaw 06-02-2009 03:55 PM

lol

its funny cuz its true.

red-beard 06-02-2009 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by bivenator (Post 4697596)
The girl is smoking hot, she has revealed that she was a model at 18 in NYC and had an affair w/ married dude and was addicted to drugs. She proceeds to tell us that she is much more sexual than her husband and that she wanted sex all the time and he wasn't much of a willing partner.

I have an app for that! SmileWavy

Zeke 06-02-2009 04:47 PM

Joe, I guess that's you youself, eh? The only other pic I've seen of you was with a laydown go kart. You had a lot of hair then!

Anyway, to keep on topic (which is what, steaks or p**sy?), I have to agree with sniper for once. I had one chick I dated once and you can guess why. I don't ever want to be on that boat again.

My first wife was a dud in bed, but promiscuous. I guess I wasn't the one. Sometimes it just works that way. No problems before or since.

red-beard 06-02-2009 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by milt (Post 4698860)
Joe, I guess that's you youself, eh? The only other pic I've seen of you was with a laydown go kart. You had a lot of hair then!

Anyway, to keep on topic (which is what, steaks or p**sy?), I have to agree with sniper for once. I had one chick I dated once and you can guess why. I don't ever want to be on that boat again.

My first wife was a dud in bed, but promiscuous. I guess I wasn't the one. Sometimes it just works that way. No problems before or since.

Pretty much the same here (note the pennies!). She did sing nicely though! Great throat! For her, sex was about control. She used sex to control men. She had some serious issues with men (she felt inadequate compared to men) and so she used her body to get what she wanted. She would get others to do her work for her, usually in return for sex. They needed to study her!

I wonder if the "Super-sexy wife" is similar.


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