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Hookers.......a delicate question...

After seeing the other two threads it got me thinking.....


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Old 06-19-2009, 04:28 PM
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What is the question here?
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Old 06-19-2009, 04:48 PM
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Old 06-19-2009, 05:23 PM
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Good question.

I'm sure there's a forum for this somewhere- maybe sign up and ask?

Better do a search first!
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I did a Montreal dancer that was out of work up there. She came to the city to try to get a foothold and was tricking for survival. I have a friend in the fashion industry and he made the contact.

She was an athlete for 15 min. If you didn't pop she'd tell you come back for free anytime before the scene was finished. She'd do a heard of guys in a weekend if the money was ok. She charged about 1/2 of what a good city girl would want. She was about 5'6" and thin. Also very decent looking on the olive texture side, and late 30s old.

She'd get you on extended arms and legs, all 4s, while she's wrapping her legs around your waist. Her arms around your head and neck enabling a lift off. She'd hang on while off the bed like a cat. She whacked away for a 10-15 min workout.

She did 5 out of 10 guys within 10 min, 3 out of 10 would need between 10-15 min, and 2 out of 10 for re-do's. All #'s are in general.

Don't ask why I didn't have to pay anything.

No other female can even come close to her act.

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