Transfer the wife. Think the boss will go for that?

Nope, not gonna do a wife transfer! I will keep my current selection. We get along way to well. Even if she does make me dig a few holes in the ground.

Wife transfers? Nipple lube? Pole dancing? What a thread! :D

Try it and you might end up with a pillow in the freezer.

Yea, and a new back porch greenhouse with a new concrete extension. I might go missing about then.

I kid her all the time about watching Investigation Discovery a lot. They profile actual murder cases and show how the cops caught the murderer. She knows all the tricks now.

If I ever go missing and they can't find any DNA of me tell the cops to check the concrete floor right behind where I park the El Camino. When I mow the yard I usually open the tailgate and sit down and have a frosty wheat pop with the ceiling fan and floor fan blowing on me. I take off the sweat band from my forehead and squeeze out a puddle of sweat. It has to have soaked into the floor now after 20+ years.

I guess they can find my DNA all over the two cars since there are few areas I have not worked on either car.

Of course, I feel fairly safe. She needs me for digging holes in the yard and lawn care.

I had to read that post twice...wife transfers are harsh :D

Morning all...well it's 3am. Real propper sparrow fart.

Woken by a kids toy inhabited by a poltergeist, making all sorts of kids toy noises. Farken stupid poltergeist! I've taken the batteries out, so I dare you to make it sing now. :mad:

If it sings now you have bigger problems. I'd say shoot it but you might just have to blow it up at this point.

Hmmm good plan but the lack of explosives is a problem.

I know, I can burn it at the stake like the good old days :D

Is it a duck? (Sorry, Holy Grail reference for you young'uns)

Bring an angry mob and pitch forks!!!!

You don't keep a Holy Handgrenade around?
Burn it, burn it with fire is always a handy go to elimination procedure, and fun to yell too, espeically as a group.

Jeff, where are you doing your retirement training? We need to get the warning out early to protect the women and children. :D

morning all. Got a car washed last night, not mine but the kids. Still scanning pictures like mad.

AND YES ITS FRIDAY!!!!!!

TGIF!

Tomorrow the local Porsche dealership is having the 70th anniversary of Porsche celebration. Maybe I can gram some new free stuff. At least free donuts and coffee and water. They will have drawings and door prizes. I am sure I will not win those, I never do.

Got a free car wash on the way to work today but I fear it will be pretty water spotted.

Happy end of the work week to all but Jim and Jeff.

Water spots suck.

If only it would rain distilled water. At least it has a fresh coat of wax and the windows have Rain-X.

cloud filtered is not the best.

Sure isn't. Full of dirt and all sorts of crap. I blame Iowa for the crap in the rain.