Diluted sample result from drug test

[sammyg2]

Originally Posted by cgarr

Just put a stool sample in there next time!

LOL that's what I was gonna say, give em some solid evidence!

[legion]

Originally Posted by Porschephile944

Eating a ton of beets will turn some peoples piss red. I bet that would throw them through a loop, and you don't have to deal with the disgusting smell that asparagus creates.

Another fun one is to eat a whole bag of black jelly beans before a stool sample...it will turn your poop fluorescent green!