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Fat man in Jail for 24 hours with gun hidden in fat rolls
As reported on the local news tonight:
Yep, with Houston being one of the fattest cities in the Nation, we get this story. Only after he had been in the City Jail and was being transferred to County, did they find the gun, 13 hours after the transfer. And this is appearently common enough a situation, that there are proceedures in place for people this fat. He was over 600 pounds! As soon as they post a link, I'll put it in the thread.
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08-05-2009, 07:22 PM
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08-05-2009, 07:26 PM
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wonder if it smelled funky
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08-05-2009, 08:02 PM
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Was it moist??
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08-05-2009, 09:11 PM
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I hope that gun was oiled up well. Salty fat man sweat = bad for metals. Corrosion. Plus, just... ewww.
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08-05-2009, 09:30 PM
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This thread does not require any images.
thanks, Sherwood |
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08-05-2009, 09:44 PM
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I think I'd rather be shot with the gun than search the fat man for it.
I dated a fat chick once - it was like jelly (jello) wrestling. |
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08-05-2009, 09:52 PM
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Good god man that is sick!
Did they find the handgun by running him though a grape harvester? You may have to be from my neck of the woods to know bout the harvester...but maybe not! Ditto on the no images posted 
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08-05-2009, 10:44 PM
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so what if he has a gun, he can't make a runner for it at 500 pounds...
I wonder how that works out if he drops the soap?? how does Bubba know what flap of skin is the right one?
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08-06-2009, 12:00 AM
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I was wondering if he just forgot it in there.
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08-06-2009, 03:53 AM
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