Drunk? No Never! I Need More Beer!

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A buddy sent me this in an email this morning. I was speechless and LOL

. How do you get so drunk that you flail and bop on the floor

. Check out the dance with the reefer door. Then finally...the final crash and burn....oustanding! Notice he never lets go of that twelver...

If anyone knows how to embed it..have at it..

Enjoy!

YouTube - Drunkest Guy Goes Back For More Beer

porsche4life · porsche4life's Garage

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Thanks.....

nostatic · nostatic's Garage

man vs. gravity

gravity RULES!

red-beard · red-beard's Garage

gravity is at least consistent

daepp · 10-19-2009, 01:33 PM

Wow - hard to look at, hard to look away. It's as if he's been poisoned!

pwd72s · 10-19-2009, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by DAEpperson

Wow - hard to look at, hard to look away. It's as if he's been poisoned!

He has been...alcohol poisoning. Much more, and he's had a fatal dose.

rattlsnak · rattlsnak's Garage

looks fake...

Bill Douglas · 10-19-2009, 09:51 PM

He's OK, he just needs another beer.

porsche4life · porsche4life's Garage

I stumble about like that when drunk

aigel · aigel's Garage

LOL - great music. It's like he has a huge weight hanging of his back.

I don't think it is fake but I am wondering if it is all just alcohol.

Can't imagine the hangover after such a binge. I am glad college is over ...

George

Schumi · 10-19-2009, 10:21 PM

*cough* ketamine *cough*

slakjaw · 10-19-2009, 10:35 PM

He might be in a K-Hole

I hear you get kind of thirsty after you realize you are not a lamp shade.

svandamme · svandamme's Garage

i find the amount of damage to be very little for the amount of intoxication he displayed, there were some mad skills involved, he litterally bent over backwards.

kinda reminds me of Johnny Depp in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Schumi · 10-19-2009, 11:07 PM

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of
high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine and a whole galaxy
of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... also a quart of tequila,
a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls.
But the only thing that worried me was the ether. There is nothing more
irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge..."

porsche4life · porsche4life's Garage

Haha. I have that book on my nightstand... About to re read it

herr_oberst · 10-20-2009, 03:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Schumi

" . . .There is nothing more
irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge..."

I laugh every time I read that line.

T77911S · 10-20-2009, 05:21 AM

i wonder how he made it to the store. i hope he did not drive.

i have an ex alcoholic friend. he was telling me some of his stories. his wife took his keys away one time so he rode the riding lawn mower to the store. on the way he saw a cop so he started cutting some guys grass.

Burnin' oil · 10-20-2009, 09:02 AM

You know that dude thinks he's holding it together pretty good.

Schumi · 10-20-2009, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by T77911S

i wonder how he made it to the store. i hope he did not drive.

i have an ex alcoholic friend. he was telling me some of his stories. his wife took his keys away one time so he rode the riding lawn mower to the store. on the way he saw a cop so he started cutting some guys grass.

I started to laugh, but this hits a bit too close to home.

uuugh.