A guy goes to the mall...

[GH85Carrera]

On occasion everyone needs new jeans. All summer I wear shorts but the weather has turned cool.

I made a trip to the local mall today to buy jeans. I turned off the ignition of my car and walked from the far end of the parking lot where no one else was parked. I head into the mall and head to the Levi section of Dillard's. That is 22 steps from inside the door. I grab three pair of the same size and style of jeans. I try on one pair, they fit, get dressed buy all three pairs. I am in my car and driving away just 10 minutes and 30 seconds after arrival. That is how a real man shops at the mall. I will not go back to the mall until next year.

[porsche4life]

Haha. I always buy jeans at American Eagle so I have to venture all the way down in... Oh and I have to try them on....


What mall?

[Aerkuld]

That's the man's hunter instinct.

Need Jeans.

Find them.

Kill them.

Drag them home.

[motion]

Kirkland Signature FTW. Dillards! *******!

[bell]

What's a mall?

[slodave]

You actually try the jeans on? Not me, still the same size, year after year... Find the right size, pick a few out and I'm on my way home.

[Rick Lee]

I order them by mail, sometimes grab them at Costco. I never go to malls. Around the holidays, I try not to step foot in any retail store other than grocery and gun stores.

[Nostril Cheese]

Kirkland.

[coolngroovy]

Originally Posted by Aerkuld

That's the man's hunter instinct.

Need Jeans.

Find them.

Kill them.

Drag them home.

Hahahaha.......that cracked me up!

[911boost]

Thanks for buying something at Dillards....

[pwd72s]

Originally Posted by motion

Kirkland Signature FTW. Dillards! *******!

Ditto..just bought 3 pair...$13.99

[KaptKaos]

Originally Posted by slodave

You actually try the jeans on? Not me, still the same size, year after year... Find the right size, pick a few out and I'm on my way home.

Those F-ers at Levis, et. al. change the cut of those pants from time to time. Particularly for the skinny emo or hipster crowd. Its not like the old days.

[slodave]

I stick with the 501's, I haven't had a problem - yet. The day Levi's changes the 501, I'm going to be in trouble.

[serge944]

Or you can have a gf who works retail buy you stuff - I never went clothes shopping for the last 2 years of college.

[HardDrive]

I would buy the same size year after year, but my johnson just keeps growing. I might need to look into some kind of '3rd leg' custom model by the time I'm 50.

[Gogar]

Originally Posted by HardDrive

I would buy the same size year after year, but my johnson just keeps growing. I might need to look into some kind of '3rd leg' custom model by the time I'm 50.

+1 but I've solved the problem by just tucking it into my sock before I put my pants on.

Good luck!

[jyl]

I stopped wearing jeans years ago. I wear these things

Original G Pant - MS9-0652-56 by: Gramicci - gramicci.com

Lighter and cooler than jeans, don't take up an entire carryon bag when folded, more freedom of movement, don't need a belt, and can get them in basic gray. I wait for the sale and buy my year's supply.

I know, the website is way too granola-y, but when I started wearing them 15 years ago, they were mostly worn by climbers. Not sure when they became so New Age.

[Dueller]

Originally Posted by Gogar

+1 but I've solved the problem by just tucking it into my sock before I put my pants on.

Good luck!

I knew it...Rock Stars stuff socks in their pants.

[nostatic]

Mail order is your friend. Gave up my 501s for these. Function is king and I don't have to go to any store

5.11 Tactical TacLite Pro Pants PLUS FREE BELT are in stock now. 511 Tactical is the #1 choice of the operator.

[porsche4life]

Todd those pants make you look like an EMT or a cop. Or a wanna be...