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Thought for the day
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected.
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Byron  20+ year PCA member  Many Cool Porsches, Projects& Parts, Vintage BMX bikes too |
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11-13-2009, 08:59 PM
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Gon fix it with me hammer
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if only we could just put in another simcard and reset the darn thing every once in a while
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11-13-2009, 11:25 PM
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Don't forget the payphone.
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11-14-2009, 12:36 AM
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Gon fix it with me hammer
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and fees when you want to cancel the contract
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11-14-2009, 12:37 AM
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canna change law physics
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Dang
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James The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the engineer adjusts the sails.- William Arthur Ward (1921-1994) Red-beard for President, 2020 |
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11-14-2009, 01:09 AM
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I'm with Bill
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Electrical problems on a pick-up will do that to a guy- 1990C4S |
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11-14-2009, 01:15 AM
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canna change law physics
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Not the Obama phone....
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James The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the engineer adjusts the sails.- William Arthur Ward (1921-1994) Red-beard for President, 2020 |
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11-14-2009, 01:20 AM
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Back in the saddle again
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Here's one I heard recently.
What do women and math have in common? If the answer is under 18, you do them in your head. |
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11-14-2009, 04:49 AM
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least common denominator
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Why are women bad at math?
Because their whole life they have been told "this is six inches"
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Gary Fisher 29er 2019 Kia Stinger 2.0t gone  1995 Miata Sold 1984 944 Sold I am not lost for I know where I am, however where I am is lost. - Winnie the poo. |
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11-14-2009, 07:35 AM
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I would love to spray paint this on his driveway.
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11-14-2009, 09:05 AM
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Back in the saddle again
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Black Beauty
One of One
Cabby (Last)
"Toad Hall"
1985 Porsche 944
BFG
1955 CMC Speedster
1981 Porsche 911SC
B&B#2
Black Pepper
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