Porsha Flucker--I kid you not, this is real.

[Oh Haha]

I about pi$$ed my drawers when this came on the local news tonight.

They were discussing girl's b-ball as the season is starting soon. They interviewed a gal named Porsha Flucker from one of the teams in Flint.


I guess, when you really think about it, what name WOULD be safe with that surname?

[M.D. Holloway]

Good stuff.

I went to grad school with a kid from Indonesia whose name was Ishmael Phart. To think, he is now known as Dr. Phart! BTW, his lab partner was from China...yep, the infamous Dr. Wang!

[Rick V]

I had a customer who was a Dr. His last name is tongue.

[fastfredracing]

In my late teens, I worked at a garage with a guy from Suriname , or somewhere like that, and his name was Uda Mahnn.

[red-beard]

One of my Student Engineers from Korea was Dung Lam

We had a woman in Finance whose name was Helen Fry. So, if you needed help in finance, go to Helen Fry.

[Hugh R]

Asian guy at the local water board was named Huang Dong (I kid you not).

[shoemakj]

I work with a guy now whose name is... Harry Fagget. I thought maybe he might use a French-style pronunciation like Fah-jay, but nope. No silent letters. I think that the strangest part is he is Harry Fagget, Jr, so no one to blame but his dad. BTW, he's a martial arts expert. You'd pretty much have to be with that name.

[equality72521]

I know a guy named Jack Goff, his father was a Jack Goff too.

[Granite]

I used to work with a guy in Buena Vista , CO named Dick Scar.

[Wilywilly]

Ok........had a friend in HS named Clyde Torres. His nickname was Clit.

[NY65912]

Had a friend in grammer school who was born in Turkey, his name was Fu Whatt.

I remmember a teacher asking him for his name, "what is your name?".....he responds, "Fu Whatt".
Confusion on everyone's face.

[Nathans_Dad]

Lawyer here in D/FW:

Gay Cox

[williecoyote]

There is a fellow in the Greensboro, NC area who designs high efficiency HVAC systems.
His name is Harry Booty. His designs are called Booty Systems.

[URY914]

There is a guy in the White House named Barack Obama.

[targa911S]

Buster Hymen

[Rick Lee]

There was a donor when I worked at the RNC, obviously a recent American citizen, named George Washington America. No joke.

[legion]

Names not to give your kid if you last name is "Flucker".

Girl:

Anita
Iona
Porsche
Mercedes
Birdie
Sahara
Babe
Apple
Mia
Destiny


Boy:
Noah
Richard
Harry
Steel
Bear
Cat
TRex
Finch
Jay
Gay
Moose
Ox
Seal

[gt350mike]

Not quite as good as the others, but back in the early 90's I worked for Rockwell International and the director of our facility was named Harry Wiener.

[legion]

BTW, there is a woman who works for my company named Tijuana Hooker. I really hope that is a married name...

[Wyvern]

The Dr that performed my circumcision was Dr Kok.