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I thought the point was that we DIDN'T want them to talk
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Location: State of Failure
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It has an off button, which is a major design improvement in itself.
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Location: SoCal
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Come on, gassy. The robot needs to ask you if you'd like more, or perhaps something to drink.
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Yeah she can only be programmed to say a few things, like
"Oh my god you're so huge!" "No No, honey you stay there and I'll go make you something to eat." and "Of course, baby. I have some cash in my purse you can borrow."
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Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: N. Phoenix AZ USA
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Typing in your sleep AGAIN? Its a nice dream...
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She's (it's) ugly.
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Forget it. She's yelling already!!!!!!!!!!
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: a wretched hive of scum and villainy
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She might have to ask you what you want on your sandwich.
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how else can it make that gagging sound?
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 4,075
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Since when does Jason Alexander make sex robots??
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: North Vancouver bc
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Those eyes look like 2 piss holes in a snowbank. And I know. I am Canadian.
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: South of Heaven
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$7k pays for a LOT of hookers man.
This robot is a bad investment. |
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Family Values
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Not if you're Elliot Spitzer.
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Wandered off somewhere...
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She's down right FUGLY
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Why'd they make it look like Tonya Harding? That's not sexy.
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Alaska.
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She looks a bit like Catherine Tate.
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Southwest Montana
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Why would she need any teeth?
Can you save any money by getting the one that can't talk ? I will take the beer dispensing option tho.
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: CA
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the next level will be "sex robot can reproduce for you"
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Dog-faced pony soldier
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Will it fetch me a beer after I'm done?
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Put some sticky buns on her ears, and she could be Princess Lay-ah.
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