Why Men are Happier

[Hugh R]

From my wife:

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:


Men Are Just Happier People--
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines.

A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is $9.50 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades..
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 24 relatives on 24th December in 24 minutes.

[peppy]

Yeah, we do have it pretty great.

[masraum]

Originally Posted by Hugh R

The garage is all yours.

I've gotta fight to maintain that.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

Not these days, they try to lie to everyone these days. Too many idiots running around.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

unless you're talking to "the" woman, in which case, it's over when she's ready for it to be over.

[Bob's Flat-Six]

Ain't life grand.

[Laneco]

I was reading the list and thinking, "what the heck, they are talking about ME," until I got to the part about 3 pair of shoes...

No freakin' way that's gonna work baby!

angela

[Joeaksa]

Do not show this to Dueller!

[Tobra]

I gotta say, the shoe thing is pretty good for business.

[onewhippedpuppy]

Now if we just didn't have to deal with women......

[Joeaksa]

Originally Posted by onewhippedpuppy

Now if we just didn't have to deal with women......

We do not have to deal with them now.

Unless someone wants kids, sex or a snuggle (hugging guys just aint the same!) you can easily do without women.

I am single by choice but if I found the right lady, would get married tomorrow...