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i feel bad for his parents.

and neighbors. can just imagine the constant parade of douchebags that must frequent his house.

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Old 02-15-2010, 05:04 AM
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at least he positioned the car so that if anything went wrong the oil would flow into the storm drain
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I'll bet that assclown's neighbor's love him.
Old 02-15-2010, 07:14 AM
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The plastic in the passenger window was my first clue.
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Old 02-15-2010, 07:25 AM
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Douchebag checklist:

Dodge Neon with fart can exhaust - check
Busted out passenger's window (not repaired) - check
Mismatched wheels - check
Lower lip piercing - check
Backwards baseball hat - check
"Hipster" facial hair - check
Revving car in residential neighborhood - check
Preparing to "launch" perpendicular traffic (without being able to check due to blanked-off passenger's window) - check

Too bad the piston didn't come back down right on top of his (empty) head.

I agree though - classic. Karma is such a beeyatch sometimes.
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Old 02-15-2010, 08:24 AM
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Old 02-15-2010, 04:06 PM
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Taken from another forum:

"Long story short?

Kid purchased the car (2001 Neon ACR / No option car) from a fellow Neon enthusiast. Was driving through the twisties in So Cal, lost control, hit a crub and rolled the car. Car was a write off, obviously.

He took most of the goodies off the car, took the built motor / trans out and dropped in a $hitty '95 Motor / Trans to move it around and stuff, decided todo some fun burnouts in it before he scrapped it, and that happened.

Before he owned it, it used to be absolutely immaculate, the previous owner took such good care of it, and it was a fantastic car...now not so much"
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At least the guy in the Neon had a working technique...
Unlike this vette owner:

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At least the guy in the Neon had a working technique...
Unlike this vette owner:
LOL. That guy is a moron. I am sure you could smell that it isn't tires burning. Also, who are his buddies? I would hope my friends would tell me to quit, once they see the tires aren't turning and the car starts going up in smoke.

What beats me is how such an embarrasing moment makes it on youtube!?

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I've seen that Vette video before and what strikes me is that the camera man is stupid enough to walk IN FRONT OF the Vette wailing away, in gear, at 4000rpm!
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That boy was only about 90 degrees from a Darwin Award. If the piece that hit the hood had come thru the firewall, he'd be singing soprano in the church choir.


Just proof there is no justice anymore.... If there was a metal shard would have castrated this guy to keep him from spreading the STUPID gene....
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LOL. That guy is a moron. I am sure you could smell that it isn't tires burning. Also, who are his buddies? I would hope my friends would tell me to quit, once they see the tires aren't turning and the car starts going up in smoke.

What beats me is how such an embarrasing moment makes it on youtube!?

George

I like the part where he pops open the rear hatch. It's clearly not a Porsche, wonder what he was gonna look for...hahahaha.
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Old 02-15-2010, 06:17 PM
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I've seen that Vette video before and what strikes me is that the camera man is stupid enough to walk IN FRONT OF the Vette wailing away, in gear, at 4000rpm!
I thought the same thing. What makes it even more unbelieveable is knowing there's an idiot in the Vette.
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At least the guy in the Neon had a working technique...
Unlike this vette owner:

What an IDIOT!

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