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Another disorder ?

Lost the remote control and can't be bothered to get up to change the channel on the TV? Don't worry, you're not lazy, you simply have sluggish cognitive tempo disorder.


From hypersexuality to sluggish cognitive tempo disorder: The excuses for being lazy in new psychiatrist's 'Bible' | Mail Online

What a Crock of fecal matter.

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I'd be willing to bet there are already some drugs out there that can be used for that. They just need a disease to "cure" and all is good.
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Is there a disorder for being sick of BS disorders?
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and who gets the blame for this one..
parents..nah overused already
air..maybe
can't have a condition..
unless we can blame something / someone..

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Is there a disorder for being sick of BS disorders?
Yeah, but it's another BS disorder.
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That's BS man!





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But it's not my fault I have a disorder. Can I get a handicap parking permit?
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But it's not my fault I have a disorder. Can I get a handicap parking permit?
NO!

The very fact that you admit to having a disorder reveals that you also have an admitting to having a disorder disorder, which in almost every case indicates that you have other disorders as well.

Contrary to popsyche belief, there are no real cures for disorders, only management of them. And to do that, you must first evaluate and deal with them in the order of their impairment factor.

So, until you reorder your disorders,

NO HANDICAP PARKING PERMIT FOR YOU!
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Combine that with restless leg syndrome and you'll be one mixed up SOB.
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Combine that with restless leg syndrome and you'll be one mixed up SOB.
Pity those with the even worse restless leg / listless middle leg syndrome!
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I have a disorder? You have a disorder! This whole world is in disorder!
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Bollocks.
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Bollocks.
That's totally uncalled for. You're being disorderly.

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