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On Self Pleasure...
I have arrived at a place in life where I completely enjoy myself. If this discovery was made 30 years ago I would be not only be very wealthy but most likely without offspring and therefor very lonely and void of a happiness only a proud father understands. I am grateful that it is only now in my later years that I have grown and come to be...content with me.
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You are the lube master...
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Some Porsches long ago...then a wankle... 5 liters of VVT fury now -Chris "There is freedom in risk, just as there is oppression in security." |
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That's pretty impressive for typing with only one hand...
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"You go to the track with the Porsche you have, not the Porsche you wish you had." '03 E46 M3 '57 356A Various VWs |
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i cheated, i used my right hand...
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Not to hijack, Lubey....but how are things on the domestic front? Is your wife adjusting to her affliction?
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I thought that was "the stranger".
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02-23-2010, 09:59 AM
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Cogito Ergo Sum
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02-23-2010, 10:04 AM
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Pursuing Happiness
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Fortunate is the man who finds refuge in himself.
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87' Carmine Red Carrera - Keeper 82' Silver SC - Sold 79' Gran Prix White SC - Sold 05' Black C2S - Daily driver I have never really completely understood anything. |
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02-23-2010, 10:08 AM
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I find it interesting how things have changed, where you use to be ridiculed for taking care of yourself, to now where "rubbing one out" is no big deal. I was watching the movie Up in the Air with George Clooney and he was taking about rubbing one out with a gal on the phone and I thought, ya I bet even George takes care of himself, in between the sessions of crazy hot sex of course.
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Back in the saddle again
Join Date: Oct 2001
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I think the old saying was that 98% of men do it, and the other 2% lie about it.
I suspect there may be a few that don't. I think most of them are probably "off" some how.
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Thanks for sharing.
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Why do things that happen to white trash always happen to me? Got nachos? |
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crap...my monitor keep fading in and out...no, not just the monitor. mmm, better see the eye doc.
what were we talking about..the olympics?
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02-23-2010, 12:56 PM
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I just wish that it counted as exercise. We'd all look like olympic athletes.
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Location: N. Phoenix AZ USA
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Guys, this is better than seeking professional help. Not that I need it but doubt I ever will now...
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2021 Subaru Legacy, 2002 Dodge Ram 2500 Cummins (the workhorse), 1992 Jaguar XJ S-3 V-12 VDP (one of only 100 examples made), 1969 Jaguar XJ (been in the family since new), 1985 911 Targa backdated to 1973 RS specs with a 3.6 shoehorned in the back, 1959 Austin Healey Sprite (former SCCA H-Prod), 1995 BMW R1100RSL, 1971 & '72 BMW R75/5 "Toaster," Ural Tourist w/sidecar, 1949 Aeronca Sedan / QB |
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1986 Porsche 944 2.5l
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