Highway observations....

[speeder]

Originally Posted by Scuba Steve

I'm going to Charleston in May to check the city out. Hope your experience isn't an everyday occurrence!

Nope, the roadside auto-roast and biggest dump contest is only on weekends. Enjoy yoself!

[GG Allin]

Originally Posted by A930Rocket

Second and more disturbing, I saw a SUV on the side of the road with the right side doors open. Looking below the car doors, I see someones bare white a$$ with a load being dropped. It was like watching a dog take a dump, but it was a human. Why wouldn't they go up in the woods to their business if they had to go that bad?

I drove a truck for ten years. One day while driving the truck I was struck with what I like to call a moment of human urgency. You know, when a splatter dump is brewing and building pressure? Well, as I drove it was approaching critical mass. Just as I figured out where I needed to go, and was heading that way, the gates went down for a loooong freight train right in front of me. Sitting in my truck with shivers up my spine not knowing what to do, I looked around, saw my coffee mug and actually considered it as a makeshift toilet. Anyways, I decided it's better to suffer. I made it to the bowl. But man sometimes when you gotta go, YOU GOTTA go.

[speeder]

Could have been the guy who set his car on fire taking a dump. Maybe he was so happy after trying to sell it on eBay and CL for 3 months before remembering that the bank required him to purchase full coverage insurance. Was it a Chrysler product?

[URY914]

I can't believe that a guy would be taking a dump next to a burning SUV.

[HardDrive]

lol!!!!!!!

Always carry a fire extinguisher.



Toilet paper is much neater.