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I tryed to make friends but now it is worse :(
I was making a nicer diner for my girlfriends parents and herself.
They are cubanise and enjoy a lot of cefiche so I wanted to make something for impressing them and her to makeup for the argumentatives we have had most recently I found recipes on the internets and did not find all the seebass that was a requirement so I used instead chicken That was not a good choice I think So they are all eatening and I bring out the cerfiche and give to them in a bowl. The lime juicing and unions were smelling very good and every one ate a bite. So the mother of my girlfriend asks about the kind of fish and explained how that bassfish was not available in my store so I used chicken. Now they have all left in angery with yelling and screems about danger. I do not understand because lime juice cooks the germs out of the foul bird or fish righT? My parents girlfriends and her are just being overly excited, right? -s
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wrong - sounds like you fed them raw chicken (??)
once they get over the GI "issues," it will all seem very funny there is some chance of death, but ... hey |
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You made Salmonelliche. Nice...
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it's official. i call bull****. anyone that can turn on a computer will know about raw chicken.
+anyone on the planet can recognize raw chicken. BS!
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F.N.G. raises bull***** flag
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I love the broken English, really guys, let's not pick on the new guy, he is far too entertaining to chase off!
Bro, it was an honest mistake, anyone could make it. So, you got any pix of your girlfriend? 
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Raw liver would have been a better choice or maybe pork. I think they were mad at you because chicken is just so pedestrian...
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swang's not new here - he's been slappin' cratch for a while I think.
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03-16-2010, 07:12 PM
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Did you choke the chicken first?
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As long as Swang pulled the feathers off first, I don't see any problem.
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only one possible conclusion - your g/f's parents are racist.
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DARISC? Is that you?
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Hey, he has a 2002 RS, all is forgevin
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cubanise
is that like Chinese from Cuba? can you share the recipe?
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I just have to ask, did you marinade the chicken in the same place you marinaded your member?
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When I thought things could not get any more interesting in PPOT....
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