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Old 03-16-2010, 07:33 PM
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You know i just never saw the point in hookers. Then again, i am still fairly young and thankfully, good looking.

I may very well find out their purpose in my 50s, when i'm not so young or good looking.
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You know i just never saw the point in hookers. Then again, i am still fairly young and thankfully, good looking.

I may very well find out their purpose in my 50s, when i'm not so young or good looking.
And modest, don't forget modest...

I thought this was going to about kickball and those were the team names.
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When you are just spending a few days in other countries it's sometimes nice to find a good looking hooker to take you out and show you around.
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And modest, don't forget modest...
Sorry, i was substituting modesty for the other -esty word.

Honesty.

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When you are just spending a few days in other countries it's sometimes nice to find a good looking hooker to take you out and show you around.
OK, that makes some sense.

I'd be afraid of getting some kind of exotic clap or worse though.

Might just be easier to schmooze a local girl and tell her you love her and want to bring her to America, then ditch her at the airport as you leave at the end of your vacation.

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My neighbor, the nefarious Chip, an older gay man...regularly brings tricks back to his house.

-I have no problem with prostitution. The guys he brings home appear to be about 20 years old on average, and he apparently likes them with short hair and plenty of tattoos. They are always scrawny twinks.

[That guy goes to Thailand every year; I shudder to think what goes on over there~]

Chip is a nice man and though I try to stay away from him, I'm cordial to him when I see him in his yard. I met one of his "boys" one day too, and the kid seemed like a decent intelligent person. I suspect that many prostitutes like this are doing it because they are dirt poor and the only way that they can support themselves is to sell their bodies to old toads like Chip, who has cash coming out his rear end he's so rich.

What is the end game of this? Chip gets off, and the boy can now pay his rent. What's wrong with that? That is a hell of a lot better than the scenario where the boy either steals/deals drugs/goes on public assistance and Chip winds up wacking off.

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Anyone know the difference between your mistress, your prostitute and your wife?

when your with your mistress, she says " oh your done already"

while with a prostitute she says "could you hurry up a bit"

and for the wife " PEACH!!!! I think that you should paint the ceiling PEACH!
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Some of you guys seem to think guys pay hookers for sex, that would be incorrect, you pay them to LEAVE

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You should see the crap people said to me when i posted my pic here some months ago. Totally hateful bile. It was amazing.
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You know i just never saw the point in hookers. Then again, i am still fairly young and thankfully, good looking.

I may very well find out their purpose in my 50s, when i'm not so young or good looking.
Were you lying then or are you lying now? LOL
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The only way you're getting any of this is to pay. One way or the other.


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Were you lying then or are you lying now? LOL
It was hatin' i was sufferin' from a few of the boys. If i can believe the ladies, i'm pretty good looking.

BTW, that chick is ridiculously hot. But...you find the right guy, HER right guy, and she'd drop to her knees and please him behind a dumpster in an alley AFTER she bought him dinner. Again.

But it's gotta be that right guy. For the rest of us, yep.....Diamonds.

LOL

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It was hatin' i was sufferin' from a few of the boys. If i can believe the ladies, i'm pretty good looking.

BTW, that chick is ridiculously hot.
How do you know they are guys in cyberspace spewing the hate?

Back to the original question, you wouldn't pay a few duckets for a taste of that?

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I think i'd probably delete a few options and munch on the nicest model i could get for free.

I suspect the chick in your pic would be VERY pricey anyway. I'm just a poor blue collar boy.
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Costa Rica is a good show and relatively cheap for a knockout female for either a single trick or a week

it's legal

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"Normally", it's all about the money.

A hooker is cheaper period

self satisfaction is free and always starts, goes and ends the way you want it
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You know i just never saw the point in hookers. Then again, i am still fairly young and thankfully, good looking.

I may very well find out their purpose in my 50s, when i'm not so young or good looking.
When all else fails, lower your standards...

Or go to Thialand
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Every hooker I have ever seen in person was so ugly I would not do her if she paid me.

In the movies & TV they are always good looking with a heart of gold. I don't hang out in Vegas so I have never seen a decent looking hooker. Look at the money Spitzer spent on a hooker. I could get a GT3 in no time with that sort of cash.
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Glen, I feel the same way, you ought to see our south memphis hookers, talk about scary.

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