waking OJU is bad JU-JU!

[ODDJOB UNO]

this beats the HELL out of LeeH's problem with contractors at 6am. yes its 253am and oddjob has bean awaken by compressors,nail guns,chop saws! WTF????????????


yep this is kinda like having N korea AS A NEIGHBOR.


same old neighbor crap with the "clown non attorney"


to backdate i have an R.O. against them for prior STOOPIDITY, which has bean documented.


since my hunting amigo knows one of the ricky racer kids, he sat him down and explained he is taking his life/freedom in his hands driving 100mph down my road doing daily donuts. my buddies wife knows this kids mom and had a chat with her about sonny boys drunken/drugging driving at breakneck speeds.


suddenly no more black ferd truck. hmmmm wonder of wonders its quiet.


until the other day we hear nail guns,compressors,chop saws. walk upstairs and wonder of wonders they are building some 1/2 assed 2x4/T-111 siding crap structure.


and of course ...................NO PERMITS CONSPICUOUSLY POSTED. hmmmmmm???WTF these guys really must be special?????



call zoning. get a call back from zoning. he is reopening complaint re: continue to run a biz out of R-43, and 3rd complaint for FAILURE to ACQUIRE PROPER PERMITS FOR A STRUCTURE OR BUILDING!


spoke with neighbors they all concurred these canucks are "special" and dont have to abide by laws.

NOT!


since this was thursday i spoke to zoning and we have gone from nice weather to the 100's(103 in some parts of the valley) yesterday.


since these very "special" canucks are non heat tolerant and whiter than my ass, they obviously yesterday suffered greatly from 100 degree temps here. LMFAO!


and in their INFINITE WIZ DUMB they feel that hammering nailing sawing at 230am is acceptable behavior...............


NOT!

juan more hammer,juan more saw,one more compressor at this hour and i am calling the cops for disturbing the peace.

mr and soon to be mrs. oddjob uno and mr.snuggles are light sleepers and always sleep with ONE EYE OPEN to avoid being dry gulched. i normally run on about 5.5-6 hrs sleep every day cuz thats how i roll. and since my insane lifestyle(not) and my job demand many hours.............sleep is uber precious.



so with that in mind..................juan more hammer and its gonna BE HAMMER TIME and the cops will be called.


now remember timing is everything, and since they have pulled NO PERMITS for this 1/2 assed mickey mouse structure and ZONING is literally INBOUND on their STOOPID ASSES..................this story should get real good when they have to tear down structure and start over when they get a cease and desist order from county.


i cannot make this poo up. pouring concrete for some supermall or some big pour at midnight i can understand here in the summer. nailguns at 530-6am i can understand. 230am aint NO BUENO!

yawn.

[DanielDudley]

I would have called the Police already. You may be a little ODD, but those guys are jerks !

[Porsche-O-Phile]

Call the popo. You're far more tolerant than I'd be.

[Gogar]

Si! Si! Donde esta OMAR SharEEEEF?

Purrrrhaps a little visit and OMAR can sey

"LETZZZ ME SEE YOUR PAPERZZZZ PLEEEEEZE" to LOS ILLEGALS

and it will stop post-haste.

[Porsche-O-Phile]

Not till July.

[Dueller]

Why not get Jeremy to hook you up with some big azz directional speakers aimed their way...then pipe in Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries"...



AAhhh...napalm at 2:30 a.m....smells like VICTORY!!!!!

[ODDJOB UNO]

i turned all the lights on and they thought better of their actions. and stopped.


that was right after i wrote this. see PPOT has this amazing way of calming me. its very good for my soul. it keeps me from flying over MY WALL and 6'3 215# of lightening quick KUNG FU going down their throats and out their azzzz', and then going to prison for life.


anyway im pulling my camera out and gonna document this ABORTION OF A STRUCTURE. so far the entire roof of sheet metal except (1) has blown off this am while we have bean washing /waxing the porsche and soon to be wifeys toyota tacoma due to extreme winds. i have been crying with laughter over this.


soon to be wifey is not juan to trifle with at 230am. her KUNG FU would have gotten her 3 life sentences if she had her way with these idiots.



im just waiting until ZEO inspector shows up. they will have sweat their azzz' off, mucho time,mucho pesos into this abortion and the ZEO will legally make them tear it down. and i will be drinking beer howling with laughter in my pool while "mr snuggles" does donuts at mega mach speed around the pool.





kiddies this is why if ya dont know anything about contracting.................ya hire a licd bonded insured contractor who pulls permits and has a spotless record with the registrar of contractors.


this could be described as "wanna bee canuck kinder contracting"

[Tobra]

Coulda, woulda, shoulda, donde esta su photografias, amigo?

[m21sniper]

Originally Posted by Dueller

Why not get Jeremy to hook you up with some big azz directional speakers aimed their way...then pipe in Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries"...



AAhhh...napalm at 2:30 a.m....smells like VICTORY!!!!!

Perhaps my favorite movie scene of all time, and certainly one of the most instrumental in making me decide i wanted to be a US Army Infantryman.

There is no way to describe what a total rush riding in a formation of helos like that is. Even without Wagner...

[ODDJOB UNO]

i cant even count how many times i have seen apocalypse now. outstanding isnt even the word. genius i think would be better.
"i watched a snail slither along the edge of a straight razor......................"

"charlie dont surf."

well tonight WILL BE APOCALYPSE NOW in der face if they pull the same stunts.



now today with all the sheet metal flying around from these genius contractors one of their POS classic(?) vehicles got nailed by blowing roofing. cant see damage but watched it flail itself pretty good against the body side.


lets store precious(not) vehicles in the direct dez sun and bird poop and dust! brilliant! i am dealing with rocket scientists, no doubt in my mind.


now just consider the type of bonofide canucks that drive a bright ass orange H2 humvee with goofy ass chrome spinner wheels,a lift kit and his way butt ugly wifey driving a jag-u-ar 4 door about a 1990 with goofy ass chrome spinner wheels on it.

hell tubbs and crockett from miami mice had at least a lil more class than them. its kind of like the twilight zone. what they drive, how they dress(who the hell wears black in the dezert? crap ninjas dont even wear black here), and their method of endearing themselves to all of us neighbors.


and all of us neighbors are wired for sound btwn e-mails about this. so yeah stay tuned it could get fun again.

[Joeaksa]

Am glad you get to have all of the fun...