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Finger on posterior triggers knife fight in Dallas
Jul 27, 6:02 PM (ET) DALLAS (AP) - Police said a Dallas woman was threatened with a knife in a fight that allegedly started when a friend rubbed her bottom with a finger. A police report states 22-year-old Laquita Mattox was sitting on her friend's bed in a Dallas apartment Thursday when her friend rubbed her finger on Mattox's buttocks. The police report said Mattox clenched, breaking her friend's bed, angered the unidentified friend and started a fight. Dallas police Sr. Cpl. Kevin Janse said at some point the friend picked up a butcher knife and asked Mattox if she was "ready to die." However, Mattox had no visible injuries when police arrived. Janse said the friend left the apartment but before officers arrived and was being sought.
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Was it a bare buttocks or clothed, and I'm betting it was a fat buttocks.
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Don't know whether bare or clothed, most likely fat, but any that can clench and break a bed are to be avoided at all cost.
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 How can you break a bed by clenching your butt cheeks?
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Ask Laquita.
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Something does not compute with that story. There must be more to it.
I am thinking only a really huge butt can break a bed by clenching. Could not find any pictures. At any rate, the story was poorly reported by the press.
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Uh, I'll let you "get to the bottom" of this one, Aurel...
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"Laquita" - now there's a good Irish name. Don't mess with those redheads.
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rectum sh*&t - broke her finger...
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Laquita. Is that Dutch?
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Laquita Mattox, probably can't sing.... (I'm sure she knows how to SHOUT...)
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