pole: How long for stall sitting?

[swang]

I have new job.

There is man who sits in stall for a very long time a long ways. I am becoming suspishes; so am thinking about how long should it take for poop in the stall?

I am quick from any where 1 to 17 minute.

Get in and
get out right?!

So pelicans, I am taking pole and askening how long to do do when at working or not home?

-s

[widebody911]

I thought only Republican senators took a pole in a bathroom stall?

[Jim Richards]

they like toe tapping, too.

swang, if you take you pole in the stall, do you include babes to keep it polished? seems only right. just keep it out of the water or no cratch for you.

[futuresoptions]

Swang!!! whats going on man??? your Engrish is getting so much better!!! I have found that it takes union members about twice as long as non union counterparts... guess the nonuni's get more fiber in their diet???

[gtc]

I'm paid by the hour, so of course it takes me a hell of a long time to poop at work. Where else am I going to play video games and surf youtube on my phone? It is also the one place where my boss can't b!tch me out for something that isn't my fault or responsibility.

[gtc]

Speaking of which... see y'all in 20 minutes.

[Bill Douglas]

Malaysian chicken curry: 5 seconds.

Steak: 5 minutes.

[Superman]

Originally Posted by Bill Douglas

Malaysian chicken curry: 5 seconds.

Steak: 5 minutes.

Now that's funny.

[Talewinds]

a) Public bathroom: As fast as fcking possible.

b) At home with the latest copy of Car & Driver: Not sure how much time but my legs usually fall asleep.

[quicksix]

swang,since your new job apparently involves sitting in bathrooms timing other peoples bm's,and a couple other posts were toilet related, you might want to check out "Scatological Monthly",a new magazine dedicated to...well...check it out...it sounds like this might be up your alley,so to speak.

[dtw]

Mike Holloway.

[Porsche-O-Phile]

If you're "taking pole" hopefully it's not taking very long at all. I imagine it's not pleasant.

[Vipergrün]

Umm, if you know he's in there from 1-17 minutes, you are either in there too, or you care waaaay too much about this doods pooping habits. Just a thought.

[bell]

Maybe there's only one stall? Other people need to poo too......
If that's the case I'd just slip into the womens restroom.....usually smells better in there too LOL

[rouxroux]

"Slap, slap....yeah, like that"

[Zeke]

1 minute tops. Maybe that's the benefit of being a vegetarian. Take a long time every time and I can guarantee hemorrhoids. I've never been able to finish an article in a mag on the stool, so I don't bother.

Man, if you guys were animals in the wild and something looking for your type was coming along, you'd be in a world of hurt.

[red-beard]

Just make sure you junk doesn't touch the water in the work toilets...

[URY914]

I drop my load and hightail it back to my desk. Then blame the smell on the boss.

[legion]

How long am I in the stall? As long as it takes.

And I've dropped a few hundred Courics at work.

[cgarr]

I don't see the pole?