What five questions would you ask your company president over dinner?

[Shaun @ Tru6]

Will production ever get easier?

Was it worth it?

What's your realistic goal to hit $1M in sales in 2012?

When are we hiring a new office manager?

When are we moving to NY?

[LWJ]

Here is a serious question that ask prospects and clients daily:

"What is your biggest challenge in the coming year? What is your biggest challenge in the next 5+ years?"

Their answer drives the rest of the conversation.
Larry

[VINMAN]

1. Why is my cell service so crappy at my house?
2. you got a 17,000,000 bonus last yr. Why havent our bathrooms been cleaned in 2 weeks??
3. Why cant I have a Pantera for a company car, instead of a Chevy Cobalt??
4. Why are your secretary's t!ts bigger than my secretary's??
5. Why did you just hand me this pink piece of paper?

[vash]

1. do you regret playing Conan the Barbarian?
2. can you please pass the plate of Carbs and protiens?
3. how can i make my calves bigger, and my body skinny-er so i dont look like a chicken?
4. why hasnt Linda Hamilton done anything after terminator?
5. can i have your autograph?

[gtc]

nice one vash!

I would ask mine why our various department heads aren't held accountable when they regularly fail to reach their goals.

[willtel]

1. Do you really think all this forced corporate culture BS helps?
2. Why do I have to take training every year called "Slips Trips & Falls" to remind me how to walk upright?
3. Why does your wife insist on wearing leather pants for the company Christmas card photo?
4. How the f**k do I get a raise?
5. Can I have some of your money?

[speeder]

I have dinner with the big guy every night. Lunch, too.