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You're allowed to call your girlfirend kitten, but not allowed to call her puss.
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09-15-2010, 03:41 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2003
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What??
Dump her, right away. She's not right for you What a stuck up B!tch!
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Сидеть, ложь, Переворачиваться |
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09-15-2010, 08:47 PM
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Get off my lawn!
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The other thing you can't call her is the word so close to Aunt. Just change the first letter from a to c and almost all women come unglued.
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Glen 49 Year member of the Porsche Club of America 1985 911 Carrera; 2017 Macan 1986 El Camino with Fuel Injected 350 Crate Engine My Motto: I will never be too old to have a happy childhood! |
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09-16-2010, 05:05 AM
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passed a SUV this morning with a vanity plate today..."BOOPS".
yes, i checked, yes, well deserved!
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chance favors the prepared mind 1987 944 n/a 5spd. who remembers dial phones?. 'STOP FIXING THINGS ONE STEP BEFORE YOU BREAK SOMETHING ELSE" |
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09-16-2010, 05:17 AM
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canna change law physics
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Port Hope (near Toronto) On, Canada
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Pussy cat is what I call my wife...she likes it.
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'74 Porsche 914, 3.0/6 '72 Porsche 914, 1.7, wife's summer DD '67 Bug, 2600cc T4,'67 Bus, 2.0 T1 Not putting miles on your car is like not having sex with your girlfriend, so she'll be more desirable to her next boyfriend. |
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09-16-2010, 10:52 AM
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Voodoo Lounge
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You're allowed to prick your finger, but not finger your prick.
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"I would be a tone-deaf heathen if I didn't call the engine astounding. If it had been invented solely to make noise, there would be shrines to it in Rome" |
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09-16-2010, 12:31 PM
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You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
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Steve My '85 911 Targa ** Hand painted center caps for sale here RIP Warren PCA & Rennlist member |
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09-16-2010, 02:21 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: NJ
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you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.
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09-16-2010, 02:24 PM
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I'd rather have tulips on my organ than roses on my piano.
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Dan T '85 Carrera Dansk premuff/sport muffler 7's and 8's, Steve W chip Kuehl AC and fresh top end |
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09-16-2010, 02:39 PM
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Carrera
1987 Porsche 944 2.5
1970/1982 Porsche 914-6/911SC 2.7 RS
1985 Porsche Targa 3.2
1985 Porsche Carrera
