Programmer joke

[Geronimo '74]

Originally Posted by widebody911

The MCSE said to roll all the windows down and try again.

Whuhahahahahaa, pricless!!

[oldE]

I passed the bread joke along to my son. He replied with this:


int Fetch_From_Store(int eggs)
{
int bread = 2;
if (eggs)
bread = 12;
return bread;
}

Les

[djmcmath]

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.




“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
very long pause….
“Java.”




How can you tell when a programmer has had sex?
When he’s washing the pepper spray out of his eyes.

[KaptKaos]

Originally Posted by djmcmath

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.

That's a good one... snort...snort.... [pushes glasses back up nose]... snort...

[red-beard]

Originally Posted by Por_sha911

A computer software specialist, hardware specialist, and salesman were riding in a brand new car when the car got a flat tire. All three got out and started to discuss what it would take to fix it.
The software fellow said it needed to re-flash the onboard computer chip.
The hardware fellow said it needed to be upgraded to higher performance parts.
The salesman looked at them in disbelief and said "Are you guys nuts? Obviously the car is outdated and needs a complete replacement!"

Stupid people. They needed to open the doors. Get out. Close all of the doors and windows. Turn off the car, then turn it back on again.

[red-beard]

Originally Posted by KaptKaos

There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those that understand binary and those that don't.

One of my favorite computer jokes!

[BlueSkyJaunte]

To understand recursion, one must first understand recursion.