Monkey abuse

[lyly10388]

Originally Posted by milt

Anyone catch the NatGeo show "My Child is a Monkey?"

Here's a link to the trailer:
Nature Untamed | My Child Is a Monkey | National Geographic Channel

The 1st five photos show this fat POS woman and her son! feeding her "children" junk food just after her vet told her their blood sugar was 4-5 times higher than the upper limits of safety, IOW, they were about to die.

They still look cute though.

This woman paid 5K for each (or so NatGeo says in another segment).

If you like animals in the least, don't watch this show. That is unless you want to see some back yard vet yanking monkeys' teeth in a bloody sequence so they can't bite humans.

Oh, and the breeders take the baby monkeys from their mothers at day 3 supposedly so the monkeys don't get any "monkey" traits. They show one mother an father that have had some 18 offspring never to have raised one.

Nice.....

Such a very amazing link!
Thanks you for the post.

[Zeke]

Originally Posted by LubeMaster77

While I do not condone being cruel to any animal, monkeys and apes should be afforded the least amount of simpatico.

Take some time and look into those critters eyes - they have the eyes of the devil! They are our natural competition and should be treated as such. Animals make for great companions, beasts of burden, great entertainment or are very tasty save the ape or monkey. Given the opportunity they would try to take over. Except for maybe Coyotes, simians should be completely eradicated.

Now there is an ignorant statement if I've ever heard one.

I know some people who are frightened or otherwise intimidated by clowns. I see a correlation.

[M.D. Holloway]

Fear is rational or irrational - I claim ownership to neither. I have a healthy respect for all animals except apes and monkeys. A big cat, wolf, snake or bear can and has killed people - i fear them as well as respect them. Apes and monkeys - except for rare instances have they hurt people. I don't fear them, it goes deeper than that. I have never been injured by one nor ever had a bad experience so there is no history behind how I feel in terms of experience.

My feelings are more inferred upon an honest statement. Humans are animals. We are built to procreate and survive in as much comfort as possible. Eons ago there was much competition. Thats not the case anymore but base genetic code of behavior still exists. To deny that makes us less human than more. Embracing what and who we are is essential otherwise we become domesticated animals that have no idea why we have the notions and urges we do.

Those that hunt respect their kills. Those that fish are pure naturalists. Is there a reason that humans have to hunt and fish in a society that pretty much provides all the food you could ever eat? Is it rational? Logically it is not but then again the human condition and our genetic roots are not logical according to how we try to understand the world.

We think we are above all animals. We are sadly mistaken. We have fooled ourselves to think that we either have to care for them or should sympathize them. Integrity is easy on a full belly. Unless an animal is in danger or hungry normally they do not just kill for kill sake. Exceptions exist. Humans kill for food, sport (honing an age old skill of hunting), because they are threatened or out of a true dislike for a critter (fear or preservation induced). Sometimes they pull a Dahmer and kill to get off - again, an exception.

My disdain for simians is more than likely a preservation mechanism that dates back tens of thousands of years. I know why I kill spiders. I know why I would kill a venomous snake. Those things are much more apparent and dangerous than a simian - plus we are in closer proximity. That doesn't remove the internal threat.

I don't expect any minds to be changed. I offer this up as an attempt to explain why I feel the way I do. Does it make sense? Who knows and who cares. The chances of me actually harming a simian is pretty remote. I have no interest in going to any country where they run loose, I wouldn't kill a zoo creature and if it was someones pet I would show the mater respect.

And for what it is worth, I find female clowns really sexy!

[Zeke]

[RWebb]

ok, what about...

RED-HEADED CLOWN MONKEYS ???

[M.D. Holloway]

well...if it has redhair and a decent body I would most likely try and tag it...monkey or not. I do have standards you know...low but they do exist!

[RWebb]

awright, awright...

RED-HEADED LESBIAN CLOWN MONKEYS with BREAST MILK BOMBS FROM VENUS!

[Laneco]

Okay, Randy, there goes another keyboard. Victim of water out the nose.

How does a Pelican conversation get to the "Red-headed clown lesbian monkeys with breast milk bombs" point in less than 2 pages?

You guys are guilty of causing more laugh out loud moments courtesy of this board than a barrel of greased monkeys turned loose in a three stooges set.

angela

[RWebb]

well... you do have to browse the other threads to get the full... ah, "context"

[Loomis]

Originally Posted by LubeMaster77

Fear is rational or irrational - I claim ownership to neither. I have a healthy respect for all animals except apes and monkeys. A big cat, wolf, snake or bear can and has killed people - i fear them as well as respect them. Apes and monkeys - except for rare instances have they hurt people. I don't fear them, it goes deeper than that. I have never been injured by one nor ever had a bad experience so there is no history behind how I feel in terms of experience.

My feelings are more inferred upon an honest statement. Humans are animals. We are built to procreate and survive in as much comfort as possible. Eons ago there was much competition. Thats not the case anymore but base genetic code of behavior still exists. To deny that makes us less human than more. Embracing what and who we are is essential otherwise we become domesticated animals that have no idea why we have the notions and urges we do.

Those that hunt respect their kills. Those that fish are pure naturalists. Is there a reason that humans have to hunt and fish in a society that pretty much provides all the food you could ever eat? Is it rational? Logically it is not but then again the human condition and our genetic roots are not logical according to how we try to understand the world.

We think we are above all animals. We are sadly mistaken. We have fooled ourselves to think that we either have to care for them or should sympathize them. Integrity is easy on a full belly. Unless an animal is in danger or hungry normally they do not just kill for kill sake. Exceptions exist. Humans kill for food, sport (honing an age old skill of hunting), because they are threatened or out of a true dislike for a critter (fear or preservation induced). Sometimes they pull a Dahmer and kill to get off - again, an exception.

My disdain for simians is more than likely a preservation mechanism that dates back tens of thousands of years. I know why I kill spiders. I know why I would kill a venomous snake. Those things are much more apparent and dangerous than a simian - plus we are in closer proximity. That doesn't remove the internal threat.

I don't expect any minds to be changed. I offer this up as an attempt to explain why I feel the way I do. Does it make sense? Who knows and who cares. The chances of me actually harming a simian is pretty remote. I have no interest in going to any country where they run loose, I wouldn't kill a zoo creature and if it was someones pet I would show the mater respect.

And for what it is worth, I find female clowns really sexy!

Wow, that's deep. I just leave it at they're not good pets (fling poo, among other things).