I'll be your Huckleberry...

(I never really got that but it does have a certain creep factor which ya gotta love. I think it means the right man for the right job but not sure. Be even funnier it is was 'I'll be your dingleberry...')

Yes I am a pirate two hundred years too late. The canons don't thunder, there's nothing to plunder, I'm an over forty victim of fate...

Another parrothead...but I prefer his early stuff to today's.

"Life & ink both run out at about the same time. Or so said my friend, the squid."

“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”

Yours is the profession of arms, the will to win, the sure knowledge that in war there is no substitute for victory, that if you lose, the Nation will be destroyed, that the very obsession of your public service must be Duty, Honor, Country.

Use the SEARCH, Luke

Bahh Humbug!


Follow the yellow brick road...........


Damn the torpedos,,,,,,,, Full speed ahead


Break now Jester............



Zoom Zoom.!


I know Nuthing!


I`m Batman!



Robin, to the Bat cave........



Pretty please with a cherry on top!

We're looking for a few good men.

There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be.
Norman Mailer

If we make it we can all sit back and laugh, but I fear tomorrow I'll be crying.

Pull my finger.....

“Three things can happen when you throw the football, and two of them are bad” (UT coach Royal)

"Lets play two"-Ernie Banks

I found safe sex to be suffocating until I was advised to leave the door open a crack.

Bzzzt, repeat...

’we haven’t had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine’

"Approach the enemy thru a gap in his guard."

"it was the best of times, it was the worst of times......."

This is my rifle, there are others like it, but this one is mine......