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GDNF2ET 11-08-2010 04:12 AM
"I taught you everything you know, but I didn't teach you everything I know" ...........James Coburn-The Baltimore Bullet

GDNF2ET 11-08-2010 04:39 AM
You Without Me Like Cornflake Without The Milk

E Ray 11-08-2010 04:57 AM
"What we've got here is failure to communicate."

jyl 11-08-2010 08:29 AM
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow

- Lt Col John McRae

jyl 11-08-2010 08:31 AM
I thought that love would last forever: I was wrong.

- W. H. Auden

herr_oberst 11-08-2010 08:38 AM
"Johnny's in the basement mixin' up the medicine"

craigster59 11-08-2010 08:58 AM
"A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a danish." - Ty Webb

“One good thing about music, when it hits- you feel no pain” - Bob Marley

DARISC 11-08-2010 09:23 AM
When young boys, we were refused permission to join the Campfire Girls...but we found out that we could if we waited until it got dark.

Erakad 11-08-2010 09:56 AM
Game over man.....game over

djcdmv 11-08-2010 03:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Heel n Toe (Post 5654167)
"It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?"

Fix the lighter!

VINMAN 11-08-2010 04:04 PM
It rubs the lotion on the skin, or else it gets the hose again.

Chas White 11-08-2010 04:20 PM
Ya could'a been somebody baby, you could'a heard those tires squeal, you could'a been known as the most beautiful woman ever to crawl across cut glass ta make a deal —B. Dylan

flatbutt 11-08-2010 05:18 PM
I use these weapons to shop for groceries....dick

GDNF2ET 11-08-2010 05:23 PM
She was the greatest piece of ass I've ever had, and I've had 'em all over the world!

RWebb 11-08-2010 07:12 PM
They asked me for some collateral and I pulled down my pants

gduke2010 11-08-2010 07:16 PM
there are 2 kinds of men in this world, those with guns and those with ropes arround their necks-----Tuko, The Good, Bad and Ugly

porsche4life 11-08-2010 08:06 PM
I'm just not poor and stupid enough to be in NASCAR!

Heel n Toe 11-08-2010 10:57 PM
"Lower your flags and march straight back to England, stopping at every home you pass by to beg forgiveness for a hundred years of theft, rape, and murder. Do that and your men shall live. Do it not, and every one of you will die today."

yellowperil 11-09-2010 04:03 AM
Major Strasser to Rick Blaine "What is your nationality?"... "I'm a drunkard"


...."where Alf the sacred river ran, through caverns measureless to man, down to a sunless sea"

scottmandue 11-09-2010 11:36 AM
Jane... you ignorant slut!


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