There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, it would be a pity to damage yours.

Every man dies, not every man really lives.

Majesty," called the man in the canoe, "I have brought many gifts, and a thing for you to sign."
—Charlie White (The Dragon at the Edge of the World)

I'm not a Gynecologist,but i'll be happy to take a look!

My Vikings aren’t very Viking-like

Just wait until your father gets home young man !

Give me a ping Percelli, one ping only.

Get outta there, NOW!

(can't for the life of me remember what movie or TV show I heard that on :))

Whats this? A plastic icecream scoop? What'd that cost, $700?

Components. American components, Russian Components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!

But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.

This is a new company record! If it wouldn't be such a waste of a damn-fine enlisted man I'd recommend you for OCS! You are gonna be a general someday, Gump, now disassemble your weapon and continue!


Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.

...the line stretched from the square in the center of town to the harbor; women holding bedclothes and teakettles, men with nothing in their hands; or eyes. "What you see here," said Le Loutre. "is the British method of clearing land."
—Charlie White(Fatfingers)

Don't be afraid, Carlo. Come on, you think I'd make my sister a widow? I'm Godfather to your son.

We gonna Funk You Up!

Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.

Peter Gibbons: I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it, Bob.

"When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.” -Thomas Jefferson

"Sometimes you don't get but one mistake, if the one you pick is bad enough."
— Madison Smartt Bell

"If God did not want them sheared, He would not have made them sheep."

First use of deadly force is authorized

(75th ROE)