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gt350mike 11-10-2010 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanielDudley (Post 5665516)
Just wait until your father gets home young man !

This is going to hurt me more that its going to hurt you!

Dan J 11-10-2010 06:57 PM

I'm pretty sure.....He's dead

DARISC 11-10-2010 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gt350mike (Post 5667189)
This is going to hurt me more that its going to hurt you!

I'm gonna whup yo sorry ass!

Heel n Toe 11-10-2010 10:24 PM

"You'll dress only in attire specially sanctioned by MiB special services. You'll conform to the identity we give you, eat where we tell you, live where we tell you. From now on you'll have no identifying marks of any kind. You'll not stand out in any way. Your entire image is crafted to leave no lasting memory with anyone you encounter. You're a rumor, recognizable only as deja vu and dismissed just as quickly. You don't exist; you were never even born. Anonymity is your name. Silence your native tongue. You're no longer part of the System. You're above the System. Over it. Beyond it. We're "them." We're "they." We are the Men in Black."

slodave 11-10-2010 11:02 PM

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio - a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.

herr_oberst 11-11-2010 06:05 AM

You know that old trees just grow stronger
and old rivers grow wilder every day
Old people just grow lonesome
Waiting for someone to say
"hello in there"

Hello.

Moses 11-11-2010 06:10 AM

Yer off the edge of the map, mate! Here, there be monsters...

GARG 11-11-2010 06:39 AM

Shinier than a diamond in a goats ass...

No matter how hard you try you can't polish a turd...

cashflyer 11-11-2010 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by gduke2010 (Post 5663287)
there are 2 kinds of men in this world, those with guns and those with ropes arround their necks-----Tuko, The Good, Bad and Ugly

Looks like you merged two lines...

The line by Tuco is:
There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend. Those who have a rope around their neck and those who have the job of doing the cutting.

The line by Blondie is:
You see in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

***

Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.

pwd72s 11-11-2010 08:35 AM

"Money Won is Twice as Sweet as Money Earned" - Paul Newman as Fast Eddie Felson in The Color Of Money

onlycafe 11-11-2010 08:45 AM

"we deal in lead, friend."

E Ray 11-11-2010 09:39 AM

I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

scottmandue 11-11-2010 09:50 AM

It's worse than that... he's dead Jim...

cashflyer 11-11-2010 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottmandue (Post 5668085)
It's worse than that... he's dead Jim...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qXGiA7KvBh...s_dead_jim.gif


All your base are belong to us.




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Chas White 11-11-2010 07:07 PM

Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
Fran Lebowitz

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
Fran Lebowitz

I explained this to Jeeves and he said the same thing had bothered Hamlet."
P.G. Wodehouse

At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies. "
P.G. Wodehouse

Heel n Toe 11-11-2010 11:12 PM

"This would all be so sweet if we weren't all about to die." - Hurley

"You guys were in 1954? Like... Fonzie times?" - Hurley

genrex 11-12-2010 01:07 AM

Never attribute to malice that which can be ascribed by sheer stupidity.


- armchair psychoanalysis of a typical Seattle driver http://forums.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/read.gif

L8Brakr 11-12-2010 08:22 AM

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.............

billybek 11-12-2010 04:37 PM

The sinners are much more fun.

pwd72s 11-12-2010 04:50 PM

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