"It was a dark and stormy night"

"I love you" quoted from my wife.

"When you're wounded on Afghanistan's plains and the women come out to cut up what remains, just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains and go to your God like a soldier."

R Kipling


Les

Are you ready for me Ralph?

"Books, the day they lay you away what I'll do on your grave won't pass for flowers"

It’s easy to cry that you're beaten — and die;
It’s easy to crawfish and crawl;
But to fight and to fight when hope’s out of sight —
Why that’s the best game of them all!
And though you come out of each gruelling bout,
All broken and battered and scarred,
Just have one more try — it’s dead easy to die,
It’s the keeping-on-living that’s hard.

Robert Service, "The Quitter"

"May you have love, happiness, and peace of mind because really, in the end, everything else just comes and goes." - Jean D Rogér

June 28, 1977 - September 11, 2001

Make money and have fun - WL Gore motto

"And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by" - John Masefield and Kirk

"Oh what a scourge is laid upon your hate, that Heaven should find ways to kill your joys with love."

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Jesus wept.

The King of the one liner Rodney Dangerfield RIP


The other night i went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.

I opened a new pack a razor blades and found a piece of candy

My girl friend said to come over nobody's home, I went over, nobody was home

I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette

I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people

"How can we know the dancer from the dance?"

- Y. B. Yeats

Let's not pick the fly s hit out of black pepper.

if you cant hit bottom, bang the hell out of the sides.

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
— John F. Kennedy

I didn't say it was your fault...I said I was going to blame you.

The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves.
— William Hazlitt

"I can't swim."

"Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you."

I am a deeply superficial person.
— Andy Warhol

I ain't got time to bleed! J Ventura in Predator

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!

"Is this your first tounament?"

Paul Newman as fast eddie felson to an opponent in "The Color of Money"

Inside joke...opponent played by Steve Miserak, winner of many world championship tournaments.

he left a trace of bubbles bleeding in his stead

"Mr. Gorbachev, Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"

I'm a mushroom cloud layin' motherf#$@^er motherf#%$#er Pulp fiction.

You know a dream is like a river Ever changin' as it flows And a dreamer's just a vessel That must follow where it goes Trying to learn from what's behind you And never knowing what's in store Makes each day a constant battle Just to stay between the shores And I will sail my vessel 'Til the river runs dry Like a bird upon the wind These waters are my sky I'll never reach my destination If I never try So I will sail my vessel 'Til the river runs dry Too many times we stand aside And let the waters slip away 'Til what we put off 'til tomorrow
It has now become today.

Garth Brooks - "The River"

"Remember when I promised to kill you last!"
Yeah Matrix you did!
"I LIED!"

-John Matrix (Arnold)

"life isn't fair, just more fair than death"

Wants pawn term, dare worsted ladle gull hoe lift wetter murder inner ladle cordage, honor itch offer lodge dock florist. Disk ladle gull orphan worry ladle cluck wetter putty ladle rat hut, an fur disk raisin pimple colder Ladle Rat Rotten Hut.

" Handcuffs hurt worse when you've done nothin' wrong" - Uncle Tupelo

"When I see you take your pill, it reminds me of a mine disaster and I think of all the people lost inside of you"

Nine mile skid on a ten mile ride, hot as a pistol but cool inside.

What does it gain a man to gain the world only to lose his soul.

monoflo already posted my favorite.... Badges?

I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue. airplane

I am the lizard king, I am everything...

Captain Ramius: "Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please. "

I want to know God's thoughts... the rest are details...

Bite me, doughboy.