Not everyone who drinks is a poet...some of us drink because we are not poets.

You take what's good for you, and I'll take my freedom.

A savage journey to the heart of the American dream...

"Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world"

I'ma get medieval on your ass.

To the moon, Alice, to the moon.(honeymooners)
We're all in it together. (brazil)
That's not a knife. This is a knife(crocadile dundee)

"Your honor, I don't pay women for sex, I pay them to leave" ........ Charlie Sheen

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass,and I'm all out of bubblegum"

Hold my beer and watch this.

Though I be the lone survivor.

"We are men of action. Lies do not become us."

"Hey, Yogi! What time is it?" "You mean now?"

You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple.

^Or another version of the same sentiment: "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Death from Above

(pete and repeat went up a tree. pete fell down. who was left?)
You killed my master.

Please don't remind me of my failures, I had not forgotten them.

God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.—Terry Pratchett

I drank what?!?!?

-Socrates

Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

You can not under estimate the predictability of stupidity

Nostatus is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life

You can put on my tombstone it was all a big waste of time.

The only way to fix it is to brush it all way.

Now we gotta make the best of it, improvise, adapt to the environment, Darwin, **** happens, I Ching, whatever man, we gotta roll with it.

Tell me that you love me...turn around...and take my hand....

Now, sir. We'll talk, if you like. I'll tell you right out, I am a man who likes talking to a man who likes to talk.

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?

Jesus won't you ****ing whisper something but the past is done.

It's been emotional.

My lamb and martyr, you look so precious.

Everything takes longer than it does.

He was brutally handsome, but she was terminally pretty.

Cold silence has a tendency to atrophy any sense of compassion.

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible ****... me.

Just a fading ****ing reminder of who I used to be...

I'm a lonesome schoolboy in your town

And when your fingers find her, she drowns you in her body.

Ye see I sold my soul to pay for my dinner, my stomach grew fatter but my heart grew thinner
I wasn't wicked, just weak I ain't lyin', I'm dyin', crippled by deceit.

Anybody can be a millionaire so everybody has got to try.