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GDNF2ET 11-04-2010 07:23 PM

Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill

tabs 11-04-2010 07:36 PM

don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just god when he's drunk, well this stuff will probably kill you, let's do another line,

tabs 11-04-2010 07:58 PM

They told me, "Don't go walkin' slow 'Cause Devil's on the loose."

tabs 11-04-2010 08:01 PM

Hey, look over yonder, up in the tree There's a rope hangin' just for me

ckissick 11-04-2010 08:06 PM

Some dance to remember, some dance to forget.

tabs 11-04-2010 08:13 PM

Black girls just wanna get fked all night

look 171 11-04-2010 09:17 PM

I was thinking more like, "Time for a chest thread".

turn9 11-04-2010 10:15 PM

Play it again, Sam....

turn9 11-04-2010 10:31 PM

I could'a been a contender....

turn9 11-04-2010 10:43 PM

We begin bombing in five minutes....

turn9 11-04-2010 10:50 PM

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...

Heel n Toe 11-04-2010 11:51 PM

"Ladies and gentlemen, you're such a wonderful crowd, we'd like to play a little tune for you. It's one of my personal favorites and I'd like to dedicate it to a young man who doesn't think he's seen anything good today... Cameron Frye, this one's for you."

Schumi 11-05-2010 12:03 AM

Fifty five miles an hour is un-safe!

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repp 11-05-2010 12:34 AM

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Rick V 11-05-2010 12:43 AM

Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

slodave 11-05-2010 01:12 AM

If you do open a beer bar... install pay toilets. ~ scottmandue

Hard-Deck 11-05-2010 04:11 AM

Oh, father of the four winds, fill my sails, across the sea of years
--Led Zeppelin, Kashmir

targa911S 11-05-2010 04:45 AM

"soul of a woman was created below"

herr_oberst 11-05-2010 05:15 AM

"Who you gonna believe, me or your lying eyes?"

esample 11-05-2010 05:23 AM

An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity--Clint Smith

jyl 11-05-2010 05:38 AM

Do not go gentle into that good night

- Dylan Thomas

The Gaijin 11-05-2010 06:19 AM

This ain't my first rodeo...

Jeff964 11-05-2010 06:45 AM

Today is tomorrow's history.

widebody911 11-05-2010 07:13 AM

I'm on a boat motherf*cker don't you ever forget.

M.D. Holloway 11-05-2010 07:22 AM

Kicking ass and take'n no prisoners, what are you good for?

M.D. Holloway 11-05-2010 07:24 AM

If dat dawg eats one mo biscuit he'll be good fo nutt'n!

M.D. Holloway 11-05-2010 07:24 AM

It never rains above the clouds.

M.D. Holloway 11-05-2010 07:25 AM

Pick'n them up and lay'n them down...thats what I do.

M.D. Holloway 11-05-2010 07:26 AM

Talk is cheap, takes money to buy whiskey.

M.D. Holloway 11-05-2010 07:29 AM

Consider the shear reluctance of the mediocrity to assume that the status quo is beyond reproach or redemption that only the vast majority can truly accommodate the thwarting of wishes bestowed upon them.

M.D. Holloway 11-05-2010 07:29 AM

Titles are for books, names for tombstones.

flatbutt 11-05-2010 07:31 AM

" So...women...did God do it to us on purpose or did he just make a mistake?"

Evans, Marv 11-05-2010 07:40 AM

Ya don't know what ya don't know.

craigster59 11-05-2010 08:46 AM

"And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad,
So I had one more for dessert." - Kris Kristofferson

Heel n Toe 11-05-2010 09:03 AM

"Lorie darlin, life in San Francisco, you see, is still just life. If you want any one thing too badly, it's likely to turn out to be a disappointment. The only healthy way to live life is to learn to like all the little everyday things, like a sip of good whiskey in the evening, a soft bed, a glass of buttermilk, or a feisty gentleman like myself."

tabs 11-05-2010 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by repp (Post 5656250)
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

It is "I love the smell of VICTORY in the morning>"

flatbutt 11-05-2010 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tabs (Post 5656842)
It is "I love the smell of VICTORY in the morning>"

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning, it smells like victory." IIRC

Heel n Toe 11-05-2010 09:11 AM

"Someday this war's gonna end."

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onlycafe 11-05-2010 11:16 AM

"i know he can get the job...but can he do the job?"

RWebb 11-05-2010 11:43 AM

Reagan knew


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