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cashflyer 11-11-2010 05:43 AM

Can you use them to access the carpool lane?

Tobra 11-11-2010 06:18 AM

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Originally Posted by cashflyer (Post 5667672)
Can you use them to access the carpool lane?

I think they look real enough for that, I am sure I have read about someone caught doing that; how much would it save you in a year if it was an every day commute?

Over an protracted period it could run into a significant sack of samoleans.

Moses 11-11-2010 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by DanielDudley (Post 5667477)
I could never have one of those. I'd always be wondering if she was faking it.

Coffee through the nose. Thanks... :D:D:D

lane912 11-11-2010 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Kroggers (Post 5667476)
OK, this is strange... But what is getting me is this, how the fcuk do they clean out the "3 entries" http://forums.pelicanparts.com/suppo...s/pukeface.gif

-presure washer at the coin op car wash

craigster59 11-11-2010 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Kroggers (Post 5667476)
OK, this is strange... But what is getting me is this, how the fcuk do they clean out the "3 entries" http://forums.pelicanparts.com/suppo...s/pukeface.gif

With the handy dandy accessory kit featuring douche nozzle and bore brush!


http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1289492437.jpg

KevinP73 11-11-2010 07:42 AM

A tow hook?? Are you friggen serious? Oh I get it "Porsche" content.
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1289493719.jpg

porsche4life 11-11-2010 07:52 AM

I would assume they have a "port" the hook can be screwed into so you can hang them up for washing....

Wintermute 11-11-2010 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Tobra (Post 5667403)
Seems to me that Futurama had at least one episode addressing this.

Episdode 47 "I dated a robot".

Lucy Liu robot: Oh, Fry, I love you more than the moon, the stars, the...
[monotone]
Lucy Liu robot: POETIC IMAGE #36 NOT FOUND.

stomachmonkey 11-11-2010 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by cashflyer (Post 5667672)
Can you use them to access the carpool lane?

Not to hijack but wasn't there someone here a little bit ago relaying a story about a seatbelt violation for his dog who was in the front seat.

When he went to court the judge was going to uphold it because he considered the dog a "passenger". The guy asked the Judge if that meant he could travel in the carpool lane and the dog would count? The seatbelt ticket was dismissed.

Hugh R 11-11-2010 09:52 AM

I'm speechless, so are they apparently.

svandamme 11-11-2010 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Aurel (Post 5667344)
Holy crap, those ain't cheap either :eek:

Standard Female
(includes all 3 entries)
Price: $5,999.00


But you gotta consider that this is a fixed-price contract, whereas a real woman is a Cost-plus contract... With big emphasis on the "plus" part...
Remember what Eddie said : "HALF!"

notmytarga 11-11-2010 02:41 PM

For a change I'm glad I am at work and this is filtered........

DanielDudley 11-11-2010 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Hugh R (Post 5668087)
I'm speechless, so are they apparently.

NOW I see the appeal. ;)

McLovin 11-11-2010 04:24 PM

Here's one on a Ferrari!

http://ferrarichat.com/forum/attachm...1&d=1285200662

89-944NA 11-11-2010 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by KevinP73 (Post 5667869)
A tow hook?? Are you friggen serious? Oh I get it "Porsche" content.
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1289493719.jpg

Not a tow hook, it's the cleaner for the rear opening (of the owner)

Speedo959 11-11-2010 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Aurel (Post 5667344)
Holy crap, those ain't cheap either :eek:

Standard Female
(includes all 3 entries)
Price: $5,999.00

Then, there are the options:
1 cup larger breast size: $850
Extra pubic hair: $100 :D

Do they have a classified used forum? $5,999 seems kinda high. http://forums.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/wat3.gifhttp://forums.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/wat3.gif

stomachmonkey 11-11-2010 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Speedo959 (Post 5668888)

I just threw up in my mouth.

Gogar 11-11-2010 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Speedo959 (Post 5668888)

I suggest you get a PPI first.

UconnTim97 11-11-2010 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Speedo959 (Post 5668888)

Funniest line in this thread! ;)

rattlsnak 11-11-2010 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by tangerine911s (Post 5666711)
that is seriously one of the most f-ed up things i have ever encountered. Ever.

+1!


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