there's an ex-wife joke in there, but I'm not going to pursue it...

Holy shat! Is Maxim1 a doll enthusiast?


http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1289597573.jpg

not sure if it tops it for strange (only God and the labrador know that answer, and the lab isn't talking), but strange nonetheless . . .

Joel Monaghan: sex act with dog | NRL | Canberra Raiders

I thought I might have an unhealthy attachment to the 911, but after that site............I have no worries at all : )

Joke time:

"How do you know when it's time to get a new blow-up doll?"



......anyone????

These guys would think we're strange. They probably all drive Toyotas and view cars as appliances.

I've known about these things for at least 15 years. I seem to recall them being featured on "Real Sex" quite awhile back. Yes, all of the men who own them come across as ultra-creepy. I figure if someone who plays World of Warcraft can get laid, anyone can get laid. These guys just don't try hard enough.

?????

...she starts to develop a runny nose.


This is not a good thread, but a bad joke is minimum payback for making me go to that godforsaken site!!!!

thats not how it goes...

what do you call a RealDoll with a runny nose?

Full.

Sorry.
No direct experience here.

Paul K, As soon as I began reading this thread last night, I said to my fiance this is "Lars and the Real Girl". And it was Oscar nominated in 2008!! Maybe we are all just a little behind on this one...

Funny. I was trying to remember the name of that movie. Wifey made me watch it last winter. There were some funny parts.

Anybody remember the movie, "Mannequin"? Late '80s, if I recall correctly. Apparently the members of that forum live for shows like that?

Finally -
Can you imagine the looks you'd get hauling one of those out of your car? Imagine taking one on vacation. I would instantly assume that the guy is moving a body around. Moment of relief when you discover that it's only a 3-holed, anatomically correct "Real girl". What the heck, anyway!!!!

friction burns

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_8mgirdLNhIo/TN...odborka_05.jpg

What happens when robotics takes a real turn to the realistic? The top three notes to take out - Home Mortgage, Auto Loan, Doll-bot Loan.

The question is, if these Doll-bots also achieve a level of AI, will they have rights? Could you marry one? If same sex marriages are OK then you can put your 'partner' on your health care and you Doll-bot will have their own docs and expenses.

You think this can't happen? Oh trust me, once Congress gets a taste for Doll-Bots, their will be more action on the hill that will beat Johnsons last days!!!

What's the point of an AI?? if they think they will end up talking, and then the whole trouble starts all over again... In which case you might as well get yerself a real woman...

ha ha, he said "beat johnsons"!

Good enough for Brahms, da Vinci, Solomon, Alexander, Lazarus, Methuselah, Merlin, Abramson...

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1289709988.jpg

WTF, why are all the dols bow legged.:eek:

umm...do they walking around and talk? I wonder when people start wanting dolls who can give birth?

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_8mgirdLNhIo/TN...c4/roflbot.jpg


did you know in the forum index theres a sub-forum where the 'dolls'

talk to one another about their 'husbands'