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porsche4life 11-11-2010 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Gogar (Post 5669017)
I suggest you get a PPI first.
Including a test drive, right?

Do shoppers go tit kicking instead of tire kicking?

Speedo959 11-11-2010 06:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by porsche4life (Post 5669026)
Including a test drive, right?

Do shoppers go tit kicking instead of tire kicking?
I'd be sold if it didn't have that new hose sitting out in the sun first drink taste.

Speedo959 11-11-2010 06:41 PM
uh oh, I just realized my post count.....I think I crossed the line with that last one.

Steve Carlton 11-11-2010 08:36 PM
$5,999?




Do they have financing?

lane912 11-12-2010 05:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Speedo959 (Post 5669033)
I'd be sold if it didn't have that new hose sitting out in the sun first drink taste.
coffee out the nose-
i could taste that in my mouth when i read it

john70t 11-12-2010 05:48 AM
Men's over-engineered answer to women's sexual aids.

Much more do-able than garden knomes.
Even though it won't complain about the driving, it still has that "I'm not angry, I'm just dissapointed" frozen look....which the last girlfriend also had.

Seahawk 11-12-2010 06:24 AM
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Originally Posted by emcon5 (Post 5667245)
It takes a lot to creep me out. That is without a doubt the creepiest thing I have ever seen.
I wonder what creeps the posters on that board out...nevermind.

VINMAN 11-12-2010 06:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Speedo959 (Post 5668888)
Do they have "Dollfax" for used ones??

89-944NA 11-12-2010 06:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gogar (Post 5669017)
I suggest you get a PPI first.
Just think of what kind of perv would be inspecting the "openings" while doing the PPI. These people are seriously sick and twisted.

Ronbo 11-12-2010 07:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Speedo959 (Post 5668888)
Unbelievably, they do...

Steve Carlton 11-12-2010 08:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Aurel (Post 5667344)
Holy crap, those ain't cheap either :eek:

Standard Female
(includes all 3 entries)
Price: $5,999.00

Then, there are the options:
1 cup larger breast size: $850
Extra pubic hair: $100 :D
I've seen these at COSTCO for $2,200, including the in-house lifetime warranty. Not bad, if you like it rough. Seems a lot cheaper than the alternative...

t-tom 11-12-2010 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Steve Carlton (Post 5669946)
I've seen these at COSTCO for $2,200, including the in-house lifetime warranty. Not bad, if you like it rough. Seems a lot cheaper than the alternative...
What do you call in for warranty? Repair Guy "Did you put make up on her to make it look like she has a black eye?" "Ah Um....She fell down the stairs......Please dont call the cops Zara will do whatever you want"

emcon5 11-12-2010 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Speedo959 (Post 5668888)
As a matter of fact they do.
The Doll Forum • View forum - BUY & SELL

I thought the lady with the little girl doll was the creepiest thing I have ever seen, but I think there now may be a tie.

See the two "Boy Toy Torso" for sale adds on the classified forum.

You think banging a silicon doll is strange? How about banging a headless armless legless torso? WTF.

Aurel 11-12-2010 09:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by emcon5 (Post 5670026)
As a matter of fact they do.
The Doll Forum • View forum - BUY & SELL

I thought the lady with the little girl doll was the creepiest thing I have ever seen, but I think there now may be a tie.

See the two "Boy Toy Torso" for sale adds on the classified forum.

You think banging a silicon doll is strange? How about banging a headless armless legless torso? WTF.
I bet you any money used butts are the hardest part to find. That is where all the money is :D:D:D.

GH85Carrera 11-12-2010 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Aurel (Post 5670050)
I bet you any money used butts are the hardest part to find. That is where all the money is :D:D:D.
Yea, they are always worn out. :eek:

Paul K 11-12-2010 10:06 AM
Maybe I missed it, but I haven't seen a reference to 'Lars and the real girl' here yet.

Also, WTF- drive a Ferrari & still can't get a real chicky babe?

Loser!

Steve Carlton 11-12-2010 10:16 AM
Keep looking.

57Southbound 11-12-2010 10:17 AM
Anyone if there are any one legged dolls...... or ones that look like the Michelin Man...:D

89-944NA 11-12-2010 10:49 AM
How about the "One armed man" from the "Fugitive"?

tabs 11-12-2010 11:35 AM
At least Zara doesn't talk back..all though I gather she can bea real beotch sometimes.


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